IN TUCSON...

[Adios]

Here's a photo of the Broadway Village shopping center

Is that Mistress Freeky in the red?

[Adios]

In Tucson Gargoyles live.

[Cramulus]

     

     the dean of the University of Arizona, in his office

[Jasper]

OUTSIDE OF TUCSON there are large flightless birds roaming the desert, all fucked up on peyote, who like KICKING THINGS.

[Richter]

In Tucson, not only is there a FETISH for it, there's a FOOD GROUP for it.

[Adios]

In Tucson being a Cannibal is considered normal.

[LMNO]

In Tuscon, the Black Madonna never died.

[Richter]

Jesus secretly moved to Tucson, and frequents a kareoke bar singing "black or white" by M. Jackson.

[Eater of Clowns]

Michael Jackson secretly moved to Tucson, and runs a bar where water is turned into wine.

[Suu]

Tucson's proximity to Mexico makes the whole country cry in terror. You can here it on the wind.

[Cramulus]

In Tuscon, tampons look like this:

[AFK]

In Tuscon, you purposefully the whole thing....and DEMAND seconds. 

[Adios]

In Tuscon, tampons look like this:

In Tucson they light their used tampons and throw them at each other.

[Cramulus]

TUSCON IS FOR
MOTHERFUCKERS
<3 <3 <3

[Doktor Howl]

TUCSON:  YOUR DUMPSTER AWAITS.