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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2011, 02:22:50 am »
George Carlin, Warren Zevon, Alan Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain
Damn good list.  :lol:

ETA: My list of people to meet: Vlad Tepes, Ivan the Terrible, Hermann Goering, Caligula, and Socrates.
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2011, 03:43:39 am »
You guys are looking at this all wrong.  You seek enlightenment, you seek answers, you seek intellectual stimulation.

I want to meet Lee Harvey Oswald.

Fuck who else I'd like to meet.  I'd make so much bank on finding out who shot JFK that famous people would want to meet me.
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2011, 03:45:48 am »
You guys are looking at this all wrong.  You seek enlightenment, you seek answers, you seek intellectual stimulation.

I want to meet Lee Harvey Oswald.

Fuck who else I'd like to meet.  I'd make so much bank on finding out who shot JFK that famous people would want to meet kill me.
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2011, 11:02:24 am »
Aerton Senna, Bob Marley, Ginni Callahan, Steve Vai, Jesus
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2011, 11:57:19 am »
Harry Patch, Alan Moore, Tesla, Saladin, Terence McKenna.

But if you ask me next week, it will probably be a completely different list, and might contain Charlie Manson.

you know you could always write to Manson, I've heard he's quite diligent in answering fan mail

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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2011, 12:56:22 pm »
I want to meet Doctor Who!
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2011, 03:08:25 pm »
I want to meet Doctor Who!

Ah, but which five?   :lulz:
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2011, 03:24:55 pm »
Tennant, probably. As long as he got a working Tardis and zany adventures!
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2011, 06:59:27 pm »
Syd Barrett, Frank Zappa, Alex Harvey, Ozzy, Bob Calvert.  


That's my Rock Star list. Better get a wriggle on with that, seeing as Ozzy is the only one who could be classed as "Still alive".
If I hadn't met Rob Plant already, he'd be on the list too.
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2011, 07:39:34 pm »
I want to have coffee with both god and satan.

At the same time.

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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2011, 09:06:35 pm »
I want to have coffee with both god and satan.

At the same time.
I wouldn't like to get in between those two if they start to kick off. . . . . . . . . Oh, Srsly? For real? . . . .It appears we are already embroiled in some kind of Good vs Evil morality bollocks between these two anyway. I hope you get your wish Khara. Those two fuckers won't know what's hit them. (Might I suggest a little something to spike their coffee with?)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2011, 10:23:23 pm »
I want to have coffee with both god and satan.

At the same time.
I wouldn't like to get in between those two if they start to kick off. . . . . . . . . Oh, Srsly? For real? . . . .It appears we are already embroiled in some kind of Good vs Evil morality bollocks between these two anyway. I hope you get your wish Khara. Those two fuckers won't know what's hit them. (Might I suggest a little something to spike their coffee with?)


Hey now, I never said I wanted to drop acid with them  :lulz:

Besides, I'm sure satan is into "bath salts" yanno....

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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2011, 10:57:50 pm »
I want to have coffee with both god and satan.

At the same time.
I wouldn't like to get in between those two if they start to kick off. . . . . . . . . Oh, Srsly? For real? . . . .It appears we are already embroiled in some kind of Good vs Evil morality bollocks between these two anyway. I hope you get your wish Khara. Those two fuckers won't know what's hit them. (Might I suggest a little something to spike their coffee with?)


Willing to bet it's been done to God, at least once.

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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2011, 11:27:57 pm »
I want to have coffee with both god and satan.

At the same time.
I wouldn't like to get in between those two if they start to kick off. . . . . . . . . Oh, Srsly? For real? . . . .It appears we are already embroiled in some kind of Good vs Evil morality bollocks between these two anyway. I hope you get your wish Khara. Those two fuckers won't know what's hit them. (Might I suggest a little something to spike their coffee with?)


Willing to bet it's been done to God, at least once.

Evidence:


Absolutely. Someone in the design department it seems, has a sense of humour. And I suspect Satan is more of a cocaine man myself.

eta; Khara, whatever happens, it should be an interesting morning.  :D
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Re: 5 people you want to meet?
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2011, 12:30:48 am »
No, no, you've got it all wrong. God and Satan hang out at the pool hall and make bets on what Job will do if he's reamed hard enough. They're both alkies.
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