Greetings

[Freeky]

That's not the same as trying, dude/ette.

[alhazred]

 It is dude.

I have on occasion attempted to be funny but the whole thing with the chicken and the bacon grease just didn't hit people's funny bones the right way.
There are other plans that just won't really work out any more because I am sure homeland security or TSA is stalking me.

[Doktor Howl]

It is dude.

I have on occasion attempted to be funny but the whole thing with the chicken and the bacon grease just didn't hit people's funny bones the right way.
There are other plans that just won't really work out any more because I am sure homeland security or TSA is stalking me.

Heh.  How outlandish.

[The Wizard]

Can we just skip to the end of this story?

[alhazred]

Dude I have been trying but just when I think I have seen the stupidest shit ever things keep happening.

[Doktor Howl]

Can we just skip to the end of this story?

No, this sort of thing has to be dragged through every gory step.  You know that.

[Doktor Howl]

Dude I have been trying but just when I think I have seen the stupidest shit ever things keep happening.

Yeah.   

[The Wizard]

You know that.

But sometimes wish I didn't. Some things man was not meant to know.

[alhazred]

Can we just skip to the end of this story?

No, this sort of thing has to be dragged through every gory step.  You know that.

It may take a while because I drink on occasion, just on occasion of course, but sometimes you just want to dump kerosene on everything and watch it burn. I don't of course, that would be crazy.
My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

[Doktor Howl]

It may take a while because I drink on occasion, just on occasion of course, but sometimes you just want to dump kerosene on everything and watch it burn. I don't of course, that would be crazy.
My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

Oh, boy.  It's like they all read from the same script.   

[alhazred]

C'est la vie

[The Wizard]

 

My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

Wasn't the last one into this? Except he wanted to jerk off in public.

[Doktor Howl]

My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

Wasn't the last one into this? Except he wanted to jerk off in public.

Yeah, and the one after him (a retread) is a little obsessed with it, too:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25692.30

Bottom of the page.

[Doktor Howl]

This guy:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25598.0

It's almost word for word.

ETA:  And just as fucked up and confrontational.  If they weren't several states apart, I'd say they're the same guy.  It's not out of the question...Maybe a change of custody or some shit.  Neither moniker acts like an adult, so it's possible.

[The Wizard]

Sure this isn't the same guy making a repeat appearance?