Greetings

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.  Because the only thing better than horrid bastards, is horrid SEXY bastards. 

Is TRUTH.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Put that on the front page. I am actually a pretty decent guy, as far as that goes. I do have my moments but they do not include being a whipping boy because I did not put an intro in the right place. Seriously, I thought the site was good and decided to see what the forum was like. Since some jerk was here before me I get treated rather poorly as soon as I walk in.

Nice place. Do all newcomers get treated like this or did I violate a special name convention?

Look people, clearly I upset some people by being here and not appreciating being confronted and treated poorly upon arrival.

No, I was treated just fine when I showed up. I was part of a brief spurt of noobs that were viewed positively.

Words of advice:
Read any thread that contain the words "unlimited" and "fail" in the same title. Don't do what that person did.
Don't act weird to look cool. Cause it doesn't look cool.
Your junk stays in your pants when venturing outdoors. Don't touch it either, unless you're in your bedroom. And don't tell us about it.
If a number of people tell you you're wrong about something, accept it and try to see it from their point of view. If you still think you're right, just agree to disagree and drop it.
Don't alter others' pictures in humorous (or offensive, as that particular person's additions were) ways if you're not going to post your own picture.

Am I forgetting anything, guys?

[Pæs]

Put that on the front page. I am actually a pretty decent guy, as far as that goes. I do have my moments but they do not include being a whipping boy because I did not put an intro in the right place. Seriously, I thought the site was good and decided to see what the forum was like. Since some jerk was here before me I get treated rather poorly as soon as I walk in.

Nice place. Do all newcomers get treated like this or did I violate a special name convention?

Look people, clearly I upset some people by being here and not appreciating being confronted and treated poorly upon arrival.

No, I was treated just fine when I showed up. I was part of a brief spurt of noobs that were viewed positively.

Words of advice:
Read any thread that contain the words "unlimited" and "fail" in the same title. Don't do what that person did.
Don't act weird to look cool. Cause it doesn't look cool.
Your junk stays in your pants when venturing outdoors. Don't touch it either, unless you're in your bedroom. And don't tell us about it.
If a number of people tell you you're wrong about something, accept it and try to see it from their point of view. If you still think you're right, just agree to disagree and drop it.
Don't alter others' pictures in humorous (or offensive, as that particular person's additions were) ways if you're not going to post your own picture.

Am I forgetting anything, guys?

Even if you avoid all of the above behaviours, some people are still not going to like you and they are going to be mean to you. Deal with it. Without being an (unfunny) asshole.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Put that on the front page. I am actually a pretty decent guy, as far as that goes. I do have my moments but they do not include being a whipping boy because I did not put an intro in the right place. Seriously, I thought the site was good and decided to see what the forum was like. Since some jerk was here before me I get treated rather poorly as soon as I walk in.

Nice place. Do all newcomers get treated like this or did I violate a special name convention?

Look people, clearly I upset some people by being here and not appreciating being confronted and treated poorly upon arrival.

No, I was treated just fine when I showed up. I was part of a brief spurt of noobs that were viewed positively.

Words of advice:
Read any thread that contain the words "unlimited" and "fail" in the same title. Don't do what that person did.
Don't act weird to look cool. Cause it doesn't look cool.
Your junk stays in your pants when venturing outdoors. Don't touch it either, unless you're in your bedroom. And don't tell us about it.
If a number of people tell you you're wrong about something, accept it and try to see it from their point of view. If you still think you're right, just agree to disagree and drop it.
Don't alter others' pictures in humorous (or offensive, as that particular person's additions were) ways if you're not going to post your own picture.

Am I forgetting anything, guys?

Even if you avoid all of the above behaviours, some people are still not going to like you and they are going to be mean to you. Deal with it. Without being an (unfunny) asshole.

Pretty much all this.

Because even if you are a likable motherfucker, some people will still find you an unlikable motherfucker.

[Dalek]

I think that almost every noob on the forum behaves in some weird retarded way, and it takes a month or two for him to adjust to the thought that the only way to make a good impression is to be himself. My first posts about a year ago were totally retarded. Also I tend to notice, that so many people act like "I am Prince ChaoDorkington master of shit and butterflyes. I enjoy cows and find carrots interesting" in their first posts, untill they notice that they're not in a DnD forum. Just how I see things after a year on the forums.

Also this.

Put that on the front page. I am actually a pretty decent guy, as far as that goes. I do have my moments but they do not include being a whipping boy because I did not put an intro in the right place. Seriously, I thought the site was good and decided to see what the forum was like. Since some jerk was here before me I get treated rather poorly as soon as I walk in.

Nice place. Do all newcomers get treated like this or did I violate a special name convention?

Look people, clearly I upset some people by being here and not appreciating being confronted and treated poorly upon arrival.

No, I was treated just fine when I showed up. I was part of a brief spurt of noobs that were viewed positively.

Words of advice:
Read any thread that contain the words "unlimited" and "fail" in the same title. Don't do what that person did.
Don't act weird to look cool. Cause it doesn't look cool.
Your junk stays in your pants when venturing outdoors. Don't touch it either, unless you're in your bedroom. And don't tell us about it.
If a number of people tell you you're wrong about something, accept it and try to see it from their point of view. If you still think you're right, just agree to disagree and drop it.
Don't alter others' pictures in humorous (or offensive, as that particular person's additions were) ways if you're not going to post your own picture.

Am I forgetting anything, guys?

[alhazred]

Seriously, didn't mean to fuck with your play house.

[Pæs]

Seriously, didn't mean to fuck with your play house.

Fuck you.
I'll forgive you when you stop apologising.

[Doktor Howl]

Nice place. Do all newcomers get treated like this or did I violate a special name convention?

90% of newcomers get shat on.  It's just our little way of saying "HI!"

[Doktor Howl]

Seriously, didn't mean to fuck with your play house.

...and 11/12 of them deserve it.

I'm calling troll.  Either that, or he's permanently locked in 2d circuit bullshit because mommy didn't love him enough.

ook ook, motherfucker.

[Pæs]

I really hope he's a troll, because the alternative is that this thread actually hurt his feelings.

[Freeky]

Seriously, didn't mean to fuck with your play house.

Doin' it wrong.

Stop metaphoricalising, stop being a prick, stop getting butthurt. Stop posting in an obviously confrontational manner if you want to eventually be accepted here, or keep going and get driven off, because those are your only two outcomes left to you.

[LMNO]

There is a third option, of course.  Stay here and be a prick, and continually get shit on because that's what you like.

Please see Yatto, minuspace, etc.

[Doktor Howl]

Seriously, didn't mean to fuck with your play house.

Doin' it wrong.

Stop metaphoricalising, stop being a prick, stop getting butthurt. Stop posting in an obviously confrontational manner if you want to eventually be accepted here, or keep going and get driven off, because those are your only two outcomes left to you.

That post pretty much nailed the coffin shut, at least as far as I'm concerned.

Just another weak reed, another Wade, here to scream about how badly the world treats him.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Seriously, didn't mean to fuck with your play house.

You know what dude, some of us tried to help point you in the right direction. I can tell from your attitude here you're not having any of that. I'm not going to attempt to help you any further. I was fine with you until you said this. Enjoy the hole you're digging yourself into.

Here's your shovel.

[Jasper]

If he stays any longer, he'll probably start liking it and stay. 

And over time, he will spagify.

And he will rant.

Oh, yes.

I been watching this shit for a long time.