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Started by alhazred, July 21, 2010, 06:41:37 PM

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alhazred

Hello,
I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: alhazred on July 21, 2010, 06:41:37 PM
Hello,
I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.



Well, it's certainly good to meet someone for whom the introductions thread is not good enough.  I can't speak for everyone, but I - for one - am always excited when someone so obviously above the level of the hoi polloi comes along to grace us with their presence.

In addition, Mr. Alred, I am guessing from your name that you identify with a certain made up cosmology?  I certainly hope so, because that would be new.

Oh, yeah, and the pool's on the roof.
Molon Lube

MMIX

That is as it should be - and I will call you George
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Wizard

Another cultist? Hmm...I've got my eye on you, George.  I so much as hear the word fthagn...
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 06:59:46 PM
Another cultist? Hmm...I've got my eye on you, George.  I so much as hear the word fthagn...

Can't swing a dead Hound of Tindalos without hitting one of those Innsmouth pricks, I swear to God.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteCan't swing a dead Hound of Tindalos without hitting one of those Innsmouth pricks, I swear to God.

Oh well, a couple of days here and he'll really know non-Euclidean terror.
Insanity we trust.

LMNO

Just wait until it's his turn to feed the Thousand Young...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 21, 2010, 08:05:05 PM
Just wait until it's his turn to feed the Thousand Young...

I told you we needed to tie that goat's tubes.
Molon Lube

LMNO

We're too damn clever for our own good, you know that?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 21, 2010, 08:06:33 PM
We're too damn clever for our own good, you know that?

And that Pickman guy.  Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteWho the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 08:11:25 PM
QuoteWho the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!

So you did it.  I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

(WHO LET THE SHOGGOTHS OUT?  HOOT!  HOOT!)
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteI bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

I'm also the guy who brought in the nightgaunts to scare them off. So, your welcome.
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 08:14:54 PM
QuoteI bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

I'm also the guy who brought in the nightgaunts to scare them off. So, your welcome.

And they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteAnd they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.

No one even liked that guy. He smelled like cat urine and simpered all the time.
Insanity we trust.