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Started by alhazred, July 21, 2010, 06:41:37 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 08:38:51 PM
QuoteAnd they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.

No one even liked that guy. He smelled like cat urine and simpered all the time.

Yeah, but he's even more odious as nightgaunt poop.  Nicely done.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

I'm not the only one who's done this kind of thing. Why don't you remind everyone of the time you experimented on one of Azatoth's drummers?
Insanity we trust.

LMNO

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
I'm not the only one who's done this kind of thing. Why don't you remind everyone of the time you experimented on one of Azatoth's drummers?

Someone call my name?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
I'm not the only one who's done this kind of thing. Why don't you remind everyone of the time you experimented on one of Azatoth's drummers?

Yeah, yeah, and he wound up running some chick through the copy machine.  How the fuck was I supposed to know that would happen?
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteHow the fuck was I supposed to know that would happen?

You don't just do shit like that to someone in the  Nuclear Chaos' jazz band!
Insanity we trust.

Telarus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 21, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on July 21, 2010, 08:11:25 PM
QuoteWho the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!

So you did it.  I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

(WHO LET THE SHOGGOTHS OUT?  HOOT!  HOOT!)

:lulz:
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alhazred

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 21, 2010, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: alhazred on July 21, 2010, 06:41:37 PM
Hello,
I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.



Well, it's certainly good to meet someone for whom the introductions thread is not good enough.  I can't speak for everyone, but I - for one - am always excited when someone so obviously above the level of the hoi polloi comes along to grace us with their presence.

In addition, Mr. Alred, I am guessing from your name that you identify with a certain made up cosmology?  I certainly hope so, because that would be new.

Oh, yeah, and the pool's on the roof.

Oh my, it appears that I have stepped on something I should not. Unfortunately I don't have the words to explain how terrible I feel for not living up to your expectations. I prostrate myself before you and beg your forgiveness.


alhazred

Side note:
Perhaps the name Alhazred is a joke all its own.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: alhazred on July 21, 2010, 11:46:54 PM

Oh my, it appears that I have stepped on something I should not.


Yes, and you'll be hearing from AKK's Lawyer.

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Well, I have satisfied myself that this isn't Eldora.

Pretty sure its not an alt at all, which surprises the hell out of me.
Molon Lube

Jasper

She'll crop up sooner or later.

AFK

Oh fuck no!  Anything but that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

alhazred

 I think I got it. Y'all got a sock puppet running around this place from time to time. It ain't me. So ease up on a MF so I can get comfortable here.

Nice to meet you folks and all that down home talk.


Freeky

Were you trying to be funny just there? :?

alhazred

 I have never said or written anything funny in my life.