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Anyone know when I can buy one of these?

Started by Jasper, July 22, 2010, 08:52:08 PM

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Jasper

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July 23, 2010, 03:28:51 AM
Hah.  Either nobody really knows, or y'all thought I was serious.  :lol:

Elder Iptuous

#2
July 23, 2010, 03:41:36 AM
although the PIKL sounds interesting, it might be more fun to have a weapon that stuns people by actually launching pickles at them...  :lol:


also, on a firearms forum that i go to, there's a running joke about this. There's plenty of looky lous that can't afford a transferable automatic weapon, and are sour grapes about it.  one of them became the but of a joke as he insisted that he had a line on procuring a "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range", which would not be covered under current firearms laws.... (of course he looked like a goober because this is just a line from the terminator movie)....

Eater of Clowns

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July 23, 2010, 03:43:46 AM
Looking forward to this being handheld technology so we can see it being used on children and the elderly in 10 years or so.
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Jasper

#4
July 23, 2010, 03:46:41 AM
Whatta maroon!

Nah, I'm pretty sure that these are being kept in the hands of screaming-eagle-tattooed soldiers for the time being.  Although I think it'd be pretty interesting if these were made illegal, considering they don't kill.  (Supposedly.)

BluTakDuck

#5
July 23, 2010, 03:48:45 AM
I'm looking forward to after the handheld version when they make the kids toy/practical joke version which will only be useful for knocking peoples hats off and pushing people off chairs.
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Jasper

#6
July 23, 2010, 03:54:02 AM
I think it just makes your skin feel like fire by violently disrupting the water near your pain receptors.

Elder Iptuous

#7
July 23, 2010, 04:04:20 AM
so i'ts like those MASERs fitted to the HMMV used for active area denial like they busted out at.... um what was it? the WTO protests?

Jasper

#8
July 23, 2010, 05:03:03 AM
Yeah, a lot like that but I am not 100% on whether the science behind it is the exact same.

They are effective at 2 KM.  And considering it uses EM waves, there's no need to lead a moving target.

Easy mode.  :|

Template

#9
July 26, 2010, 09:41:16 PM
Sounds like it also pollutes like a motherfucker: it generates deuterium fluoride--gaseous hydrofluoric acid--when it functions.

Jasper

#10
July 26, 2010, 09:47:35 PM
Well that just makes me like this shit even more.

Don Coyote

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August 01, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: Template on July 26, 2010, 09:41:16 PM
Sounds like it also pollutes like a motherfucker: it generates deuterium fluoride--gaseous hydrofluoric acid--when it functions.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 26, 2010, 09:47:35 PM
Well that just makes me like this shit even more.

I agree.
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