Twilight Moms/Grandmas

[Sister_Gothique]

For FUCKSSAKE...
Until a few weeks ago, I've only heard of these hag-beasts who are generally referred to as "twilight moms/grandmothers". More recently, I've had the displeasure of actually witnessing this disturbing phenomena; more and more it seems. It boggles my mind how an adult woman could get so worked up over the mindless drivel of the books or even more disturbing...the inept actors teen boys running around shirtless like sparkle-pixies...The cradle-robbing factor alone gives me the creeps. So many people just need to grow the fuck up.


http://www.confessionsofatwilightmom.com/boutique.html

[Doktor Howl]

Grandmas? 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

UGH!  Grown women should know better. 

[AFK]

So I guess that Burger King commercial is more factual than I had realized. 

[Suu]

So, it's perfectly okay for a 40 year old woman to fap to a 17 year old boy, but not for a 40 year old man fapping to a 17 year old girl, right?

[Cain]

As an aside, the actors are actually rather good.  Just read what they have to work with, and see them in some other things.  This is going to haunt them forever, but I'm sure the millions and millions they are making from it will fill the hole in their hearts.

[Captain Utopia]

So, it's perfectly okay for a 40 year old woman to fap to a 17 year old boy, but not for a 40 year old man fapping to a 17 year old girl, right?

That's pretty much what I gather from social mores, yes.

But it's more like: a 40 year old woman fapping to 17 year old boy pretending to be a 100 year old man banging a 17 year old girl.

[AFK]

With a dash of furries. 

[Freeky]

As an aside, the actors are actually rather good.  Just read what they have to work with, and see them in some other things.  This is going to haunt them forever, but I'm sure the millions and millions they are making from it will fill the hole in their hearts.

Yeah, this is truth.



God, I don't see how anyone could get into it. When I watched it, the angst overfilled my TV and leaked onto the carpet. I'll never get the stains out.

[Doktor Howl]

So, it's perfectly okay for a 40 year old woman to fap to a 17 year old boy, but not for a 40 year old man fapping to a 17 year old girl, right?

That's pretty much what I gather from social mores, yes.

But it's more like: a 40 year old woman fapping to 17 year old boy pretending to be a 100 year old man banging a 17 year old girl.

[LMNO]

So, it's perfectly okay for a 40 year old woman to fap to a 17 year old boy, but not for a 40 year old man fapping to a 17 year old girl, right?

No.  We tend to wait until they turn 18, for legal purposes.

[Cramulus]

i wish that there was a vampire movie in which the vampires are all played by hot young 20 somethings, but act and talk like they're octogenarians.

[Freeky]

i wish that there was a vampire movie in which the vampires are all played by hot young 20 somethings, but act and talk like they're octogenarians.

"Get off mah lawn you hooligan mortals"?

[AFK]

So Twilight mixed with some Gran Torino? 

[Cramulus]

visualize an episode of The Golden Girls
   but with hot 20somethings as the old biddies