ATTN: People who pee standing up

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

It is your civic duty to pee the poop away:

The smeared on fecal matter left over from large bowel movements.

Thank you for improving everyone's toilet experience.

[Jasper]

You know those weird wands that sometimes accumulate near toilets?  Those work in a pinch, when your peers aren't able to help you out.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

No I don't know what you're talking about.

Please tell us more about these magic poop wands.

[Richter]

I crap a natural epoxy that hardens after exposure to water.  It begins catalyzing seconds after exposure reaching functional hardness within 5 minutes.  It gets me royalties from NASA and just about every facet of industry.  BP's "Top Kill" strategy actually involved me eating Taco Bell for a week and unleashing this unearthly fury into the Gulf.  Lobbyists for certain religious sects prevented this though.

Your pee will not save.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[Freeky]

I crap a natural epoxy that hardens after exposure to water.  It begins catalyzing seconds after exposure reaching functional hardness within 5 minutes.  It gets me royalties from NASA and just about every facet of industry.  BP's "Top Kill" strategy actually involved me eating Taco Bell for a week and unleashing this unearthly fury into the Gulf.  Lobbyists for certain religious sects prevented this though.

Your pee will not save.

I don't know whether to  or or

[Jasper]

I do.

[Payne]

Net: I do this as standard. Always have done. It's one of MANY Spiritual Powers I posess.

Richter: So it's you bin shitting in mah 'bowl. Stop it.