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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 07:13:40 am »
More like SPAGITTARIUS!

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2010, 07:23:31 am »

Libra  :wink:

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2010, 11:00:08 am »
Yield
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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2010, 02:36:11 pm »
Cancer!

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2010, 03:08:41 pm »
My Ödiac sign is Milli


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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2010, 03:19:39 pm »
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2010, 03:36:10 pm »
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2010, 05:45:54 pm »
Taurus :)

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Ditto.

Attention, Taurus. Stop with the caveman fantasy, Conan, it's time you washed your hair. It smells funny. While you're at it you might as well wash ALL over. Stop using water conservation as an excuse to be stinky! You know why your girlfriend hasn't complained about it? 'Cause she won't come near ya, that's why.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2010, 05:47:51 pm »
SAGITTARIUS!

Your roommate is out to get you. You think he's being nice when he folds your laundry, but he's actually wearing your underwear around before he puts it in your drawers! And he's out to steal your girlfriend too. Maybe you should buy her some chocolates. And I don't mean Tootsie Rolls, palsy, buy her the expensive assorted kind with the gooey unpredictable centers! If that don't work, beg.

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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 05:55:49 pm »
More like SPAGITTARIUS!

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2010, 05:56:58 pm »

Libra  :wink:

Attention Libra! I'm sorry to report that in the next few months you'll discover a large ugly lump on your neck. It's your HEAD! Mwaahaahaahaa! So don't pick at it, it'll just make it worse.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2010, 05:59:58 pm »
Yield

Look just stop doing that. Really, we all know.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2010, 06:04:56 pm »
Cancer!

 well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.


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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2010, 06:09:01 pm »
My Ödiac sign is Milli



You will make a record and the debut album will achieve high sales internationally which will earn you a Grammy Award for Best New Artist.  However, your success will turn to infamy when your Grammy is revoked after it is revealed that the lead vocals on the record are not the actual voices of you and and your cat, Miley. In ten years after your initial debut, your cat will be found dead in a Frankfurt hotel of an apparent drug overdose.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2010, 06:09:14 pm »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p

Wait.

I'm not a Leo.