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got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?

Started by -Kel-, July 27, 2010, 05:11:08 AM

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Jenne

Quote from: -Kel- on July 27, 2010, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: pharmakon on July 27, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
Cancer!

well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on July 27, 2010, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: pharmakon on July 27, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
Cancer!

well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Don't feel bad Jenne.....  look at mine.....

Quote from: -Kel- on July 27, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 27, 2010, 06:57:37 PM
Capricorn?

You will die of venereal disease. You figure that you can put off washing your clothes for one more week. You are fantastic in bed this month but your personality more than counteracts this. You will be involved in a disastrous incident involving falling.

After the last couple of months I had I really cried!!  :cry:

Jenne

Poor Khara, I guess by comparison, mine's pretty benign.

pharmakon

Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on July 27, 2010, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: pharmakon on July 27, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
Cancer!

well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Horoscopes are rarely healthy for anyone. I liked this one though. Must avoid eating pillows in the future.

Jenne

Quote from: pharmakon on July 29, 2010, 06:42:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on July 27, 2010, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: pharmakon on July 27, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
Cancer!

well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Horoscopes are rarely healthy for anyone. I liked this one though. Must avoid eating pillows in the future.


well...gives a new meaning to "cotton mouth"...

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: pharmakon on July 29, 2010, 06:42:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on July 27, 2010, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: pharmakon on July 27, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
Cancer!

well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Horoscopes are rarely healthy for anyone. I liked this one though. Must avoid eating pillows in the future.


well...gives a new meaning to "cotton mouth"...

Dear god, chili cheese fritos out the nose....

:argh!:

THE PAIN!!!

I'm still dying here.


pharmakon

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Dear god, chili cheese fritos out the nose....


You should get that carved to your tombstone.