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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2010, 05:51:19 pm »
I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?


Sorry, I am too busy putting a years worth of food and water.  :lulz:

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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2010, 05:56:11 pm »
I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?

Neither.  It's just documentation of facts.  A study in Horror™, if you will.
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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 pm »
Oh. I see.

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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2010, 06:00:12 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.
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« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2010, 06:02:35 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2010, 06:05:09 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.
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« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2010, 06:08:20 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2010, 06:10:37 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?
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« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2010, 06:11:28 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

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« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2010, 06:14:05 pm »
I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?

How did you guess? ;)

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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2010, 06:16:34 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.


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« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2010, 06:19:02 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2010, 06:20:00 pm »
"Aim for the blue helmets!"
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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2010, 06:20:32 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

Paid for by whom?   :lulz:
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Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2010, 06:20:49 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they'd leave us to wallow and bow ourselves up until the dust settled, and then come scavenge. It's what i'd do, if it were someone I hated.