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Don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate the fact that you're at least putting effort into sincerely arguing your points. It's an argument I've enjoyed having. It's just that your points are wrong and your reasons for thinking they're right are stupid.

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ITT: I am drunk! Ask me specific questions!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 30, 2010, 03:17:38 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

What are the specific numbers I should play in order to win the lottery tomorrow night?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 30, 2010, 04:49:59 AM
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?

The lice died on contact.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 30, 2010, 04:52:05 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 30, 2010, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?

As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.

I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.



The Questions Only game is fun, but not relaxing. And you know, I have no pants either!

I see your "No pance" and raise you a "No pance/topless".

Oh yeah, and what's yer favorite beer?

I see your topless and raise you a buck naked.

I'm a chocolate stout fan.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Rod Stewart on July 30, 2010, 11:52:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:17:38 AM
Because these ask me anything threads have become fucking stupid, just like calling yourself reverend.

Share? 

Fuck off and die you washed up mullet.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 30, 2010, 04:49:59 AM
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?

The lice died on contact.

YOU KILLED THE LICE  :x BUT THEY WERE SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT

Dysnomia

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:11:37 AM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?





OVAR 9000!

Dysnomia

TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED


or



SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?



Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Adios


Lies

Anal?

Also, why do I keep seeing ad's for a "pretty goddess" message board in the ad's section of the forum?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

On a more serious note: Moon Unit Zappa- Would you hit it?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

Tell me your whereabouts on August 13th 2009 AD, between the times of 09:27 and 13:47 EST, including the types and quality of any sandwiches consumed during the period.

Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED


or



SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?



Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason

Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.