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ITT: I am drunk! Ask me specific questions!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 30, 2010, 03:17:38 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
July 30, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
What are the specific numbers I should play in order to win the lottery tomorrow night?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#16
July 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 30, 2010, 04:49:59 AM
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?

The lice died on contact.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#17
July 31, 2010, 12:30:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 30, 2010, 04:52:05 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 30, 2010, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?

As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.

I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.



The Questions Only game is fun, but not relaxing. And you know, I have no pants either!

I see your "No pance" and raise you a "No pance/topless".

Oh yeah, and what's yer favorite beer?

I see your topless and raise you a buck naked.

I'm a chocolate stout fan.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#18
July 31, 2010, 12:30:35 AM
Quote from: Rod Stewart on July 30, 2010, 11:52:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:17:38 AM
Because these ask me anything threads have become fucking stupid, just like calling yourself reverend.

Share? 

Fuck off and die you washed up mullet.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#19
July 31, 2010, 01:09:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 30, 2010, 04:49:59 AM
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?

The lice died on contact.

YOU KILLED THE LICE  :x BUT THEY WERE SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT

Dysnomia

#20
July 31, 2010, 05:11:37 AM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#21
July 31, 2010, 05:36:08 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:11:37 AM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?





OVAR 9000!

Dysnomia

#22
July 31, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED


or



SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?



Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Adios

#23
July 31, 2010, 06:56:46 AM
Why are you posting as an alt?

Lies

#24
July 31, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Anal?

Also, why do I keep seeing ad's for a "pretty goddess" message board in the ad's section of the forum?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#25
July 31, 2010, 04:19:07 PM
On a more serious note: Moon Unit Zappa- Would you hit it?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#26
July 31, 2010, 04:25:00 PM
Tell me your whereabouts on August 13th 2009 AD, between the times of 09:27 and 13:47 EST, including the types and quality of any sandwiches consumed during the period.

Faust

#27
July 31, 2010, 04:35:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 31, 2010, 06:56:46 AM
Why are you posting as an alt?
why are you fixated with alts?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#28
August 01, 2010, 06:24:19 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:11:37 AM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?





3

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#29
August 01, 2010, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED


or



SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?



Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason

Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.
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