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August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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Pæs

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August 01, 2010, 01:38:44 AM

Triple Zero

#2
August 01, 2010, 01:41:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM

Hiding the easter-eggs same place as last year, I presume?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

No u

#3
August 01, 2010, 02:19:59 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM
Step inside...and you'll find...a land of anal violation.
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Adios

#4
August 01, 2010, 02:21:18 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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I AM A REPUBLICAN, I AM TRAINED FOR THIS SORT OF THING.

Rumckle

#5
August 01, 2010, 02:21:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM

Oh god! There is some weird blue thing attacking my hand!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Johnny

#6
August 01, 2010, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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"Fudge packing": not for commie-democrats only, anymore.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
August 01, 2010, 05:05:39 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#8
August 01, 2010, 05:30:32 AM

This monster...you say it only has one eye?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
August 01, 2010, 06:10:10 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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Ok so I pack this fudge into what exactly? Well, good thing I have this glove.

Requia ☣

#10
August 01, 2010, 06:16:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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If you didn't know what packed fudge meant why did you order it?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Bruno

#11
August 01, 2010, 06:34:42 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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I love these new latex temple garments. Now I can fill them with fudge without having to worry about fudgestaining my new suit!
Formerly something else...

Captain Utopia

#12
August 01, 2010, 06:47:27 AM

"Eye on the prize Mitt, eye on the prize!"

tyrannosaurus vex

#13
August 01, 2010, 07:10:43 AM

As president, I won't ask Border Patrol agents to do anything I'm not willing to do!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Requia ☣

#14
August 01, 2010, 07:13:20 AM
 :lulz:  :horrormirth:  :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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