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August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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Pæs

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August 01, 2010, 01:38:44 AM

Triple Zero

#2
August 01, 2010, 01:41:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM

Hiding the easter-eggs same place as last year, I presume?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

No u

#3
August 01, 2010, 02:19:59 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM
Step inside...and you'll find...a land of anal violation.
WARNING!!
The preceding post may appear to make no sense.  Trying to make sense of this post may cause injury or even death.  Consult a physician before reading. 
Use with a good diet or exercise plan.  Do not read if you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant. 
Do not read if taking SSRI or tricyclic antidepressants, or if pregnant or lactating. 
After reading, if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately. 

Adios

#4
August 01, 2010, 02:21:18 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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I AM A REPUBLICAN, I AM TRAINED FOR THIS SORT OF THING.

Rumckle

#5
August 01, 2010, 02:21:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM

Oh god! There is some weird blue thing attacking my hand!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Johnny

#6
August 01, 2010, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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"Fudge packing": not for commie-democrats only, anymore.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
August 01, 2010, 05:05:39 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#8
August 01, 2010, 05:30:32 AM

This monster...you say it only has one eye?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
August 01, 2010, 06:10:10 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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Ok so I pack this fudge into what exactly? Well, good thing I have this glove.

Requia ☣

#10
August 01, 2010, 06:16:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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If you didn't know what packed fudge meant why did you order it?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Bruno

#11
August 01, 2010, 06:34:42 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2010, 01:34:44 AM


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I love these new latex temple garments. Now I can fill them with fudge without having to worry about fudgestaining my new suit!
Formerly something else...

Captain Utopia

#12
August 01, 2010, 06:47:27 AM

"Eye on the prize Mitt, eye on the prize!"

tyrannosaurus vex

#13
August 01, 2010, 07:10:43 AM

As president, I won't ask Border Patrol agents to do anything I'm not willing to do!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Requia ☣

#14
August 01, 2010, 07:13:20 AM
 :lulz:  :horrormirth:  :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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