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Telarus

#15
August 01, 2010, 07:50:52 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


NEEEEEXT!

Telarus, KSC,
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The Johnny

#16
August 01, 2010, 08:04:32 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 01, 2010, 07:50:52 AM



Nigga, you ever heard of a Burka-kke?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

tyrannosaurus vex

#17
August 01, 2010, 08:43:29 AM

Wait.. no strippers? At all!? Fuck, no wonder you people have so much latent hostility.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

BabylonHoruv

#18
August 01, 2010, 08:45:32 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 01, 2010, 07:50:52 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


NEEEEEXT!



Well if you spill this oil I promise we will not sue you.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Lies

#19
August 01, 2010, 09:38:56 AM



Dude, those chick's are totally checking you out! You should go over to them and force a few to marry you!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
August 01, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#21
August 02, 2010, 06:01:08 AM



IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#22
August 02, 2010, 06:56:56 AM

"Don't trip."
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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BluTakDuck

#23
August 02, 2010, 07:18:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 01, 2010, 07:50:52 AM



Well I'm sorry we don't have the special effects department that you guys do. In my country we have to paint the lightsaber onto our shirts.
</sarcasm>

AFK

#24
August 02, 2010, 03:24:48 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#25
August 02, 2010, 03:26:57 PM
Quote from: Telarus on August 01, 2010, 07:50:52 AM



...that's when I said, "Hey baby, wanna Sheik, Rattle, and Roll?"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pæs

#26
August 02, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
 :argh!:

AFK

#27
August 02, 2010, 03:31:19 PM



I accidentally your whole harem.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#28
August 02, 2010, 03:33:27 PM
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
                              \              Uh, I think so, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
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