Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

ITT: My username is prophetic.

[Doktor Howl]

I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick.  That may be the most memorable crap of your life.  For me it was Tuesday.

[Tuesday]

Giardiasis or beaver fever in humans is a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. Giardiasis occurs worldwide with a prevalence of 20–30%[1] in developing countries. In the USA, 20,000 cases are reported to the CDC annually,[2] but the true annual incidence is estimated at 2 million people.[3] Giardia has a wide range including other mammalian hosts besides humans, thus making it very difficult to eradicate.

[Adios]

Giardiasis or beaver fever in humans is a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. Giardiasis occurs worldwide with a prevalence of 20–30%[1] in developing countries. In the USA, 20,000 cases are reported to the CDC annually,[2] but the true annual incidence is estimated at 2 million people.[3] Giardia has a wide range including other mammalian hosts besides humans, thus making it very difficult to eradicate.

JOKE RUINT.

[Cain]

I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick.  That may be the most memorable crap of your life.  For me it was Tuesday.

I laughed, because I know the reference and should've seen it coming.

[Jenne]

Ah, have had once.  From Mexico.  I usually have better luck there.  This time, well, not so much, it was about 15 years ago, however.  Shitting 30 times/day...it's not so much fun, no.

Hie thee to a procurer of antibiotics, man.

[Doktor Howl]

I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick.  That may be the most memorable crap of your life.  For me it was Tuesday.

I laughed, because I know the reference and should've seen it coming.

Well, yeah.  I stole the quote from you, as a matter of fact, though I didn't say it quite right.

[BadBeast]

I had Giardia, and had to shit 16 times a day, for 5 weeks. If that's Divinity, then God is hot liquid excrement.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

ITT: My username is prophetic.

ITT: Philistine scum-fuck heathens are unimpressed with my amazing abilities.

[Cain]

I was too amazed to type.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Your faith in my divine poo-based powers will be rewarded when the End Times come.

[Cain]

I will be smothered to death by poop first?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

It's all revealed in my new book: Dysentery, Giardia and YOU: The Path To Righteousness. Only $39.95.

Act now and get hantavirus for FREE!

[BadBeast]

My new "Giardia Lamblia Weight Loss Systems®" 5 week Slimming Program for people who just don't have the time, or motivation for Diets, or rigorous exercise routines should be hitting the shelves pretty soon.

Along with my "Puke-notTapeworm Therapy®" for Bulemics.