Witch drags Cop...

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/witch-eilish-de-avalon-drags-cop-200m-at-high-speed-after-claiming-earth-laws-dont-apply/story-e6frf7kx-1225897391236

"When asked to produce her driver's licence, De Avalon replied that she did not have one," Sen-Constable Lamb said.

"When asked why not, she said, 'I'm a being from another world and don't require one.' When asked to state her name and address De Avalon replied, 'I have a universal name that is not recognised here'."

Sen-Constable Lamb said that when asked for ID, De Avalon said, "Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you.

"De Avalon began to wind her window up and Sen-Const Logan reached through in an attempt to remove the keys from her ignition. She continued to wind the window up pinning the officer's right arm to the door frame.

"She then drove off dragging him along with her."

The policeman suffered serious injuries to his right arm, shoulder and chest and is expected to undergo further surgery.

Universal names don't fit on Driver's Licenses....

[The Johnny]

Look what i found - I win a billion internets 

[Richter]

I'm amazed "Universal Law" was able to develop with the thinking that it's OK to be a dick to someone better armed than you.

[Adios]

Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

[Stelpa]

Witches are amusing 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

Nah she's just a decoy to deflect attention away from the true reptilian agenda.

[Adios]

Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

Nah she's just a decoy to deflect attention away from the true reptilian agenda.

Ah, the smokescreen approach! Is Obama one of them too?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

Nah she's just a decoy to deflect attention away from the true reptilian agenda.

Ah, the smokescreen approach! Is Obama one of them too?

That remains to be seen, but the people who would say so are also retarded over Palin.
More smokescreens! GAAAHHH!!

[Cain]

Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons. 

[Adios]

Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons. 

But Obama is obviously an alien puppet!

[Cain]

Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons. 

Not to the (currently fictional) "Cracker Movement", who insist such hatching means the false President should be impeached.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yip we can! Uh-huh
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[LMNO]

Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons. 

Not to the (currently fictional) "Cracker Movement", who insist such hatching means the false President should be impeached.

Paging the AWS...

[Cain]

I just want crazy white racists to refer to themselves as "Crackers", and will find the flimsiest reasons in the world to get them to do it.