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Ok, so I feel like giving myself a head-ache

Started by Cuddlefish, August 05, 2010, 05:36:52 PM

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Jasper

A friend of mine (who you might mistake for a mormon newscaster the way he looks and speaks), recently sent me an email with the unrelated title "Love = bitch dependency disorder".

It made me laugh, but it made me a little thoughtful too, because he's never dated or been in love.

I think that whatever love is, the more you fall in, the more you love the idea of love.  It's like bacon for some people though.  They go forever not having very good bacon, but they still talk about loving bacon.  Because when it's good, it's really really good.  Even when it's pretty low-quality bacon, you still eat it and like it.

Love is bacon.

That was an attempt at a frank metaphor, but it came off seeming flip.  Disclaimer:  I'm being sincere.

-Kel-


Ob_Portu

I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

Jasper

Quote from: Ob_Portu on August 07, 2010, 09:41:53 PM
Love is the YES! to your NO!

Actually it isn't.  Your idea is bad, and you should feel bad.

Ob_Portu

I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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