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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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P3nT4gR4m

August 05, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
since I been away the usual has happened - everybody's changed their nicks but, for some reason their postcounts have also changed to incomprehensible shite so I have no fucking idea who you are now and to top it all most of the members are now fuckheads ... treehugging-assholes ... gardnerian-evangelical-christians ... what's the polite word ... Pagans. Yeah, that's the one.

WTF?????  :argh!:

also what else did I miss? Answers in one word or less pls.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#1
August 05, 2010, 03:47:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on August 05, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
also what else did I miss? Answers in one word or less pls.

Anal.


Faust

#2
August 05, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on August 05, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
since I been away the usual has happened - everybody's changed their nicks but, for some reason their postcounts have also changed to incomprehensible shite so I have no fucking idea who you are now and to top it all most of the members are now fuckheads ... treehugging-assholes ... gardnerian-evangelical-christians ... what's the polite word ... Pagans. Yeah, that's the one.

WTF?????  :argh!:

also what else did I miss? Answers in one word or less pls.
I'm fairly certain all the pagans showed up from TCC, Cain called them our war brides.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Lies

#3
August 05, 2010, 03:55:45 PM
I happen to love the incomprehensible post count.

It's not like they *mean* anything, right?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
August 05, 2010, 04:00:02 PM
QuoteFUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25567.0

this one is my fav

Cuddlefish

#6
August 05, 2010, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 05, 2010, 03:57:15 PM
here's the recent highlights, from my POV:

Cognitive dissonance: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25942.0


Reality Safari: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25989.0



Dimo gets his audience to participate in zany ways: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25891.msg903312#msg903312


cool quote involving stephen colbert: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11208.msg902620#msg902620


om nom nomicon: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25829.msg900596#msg900596


new meme: tuscon is for motherfuckers: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25801.msg898891#msg898891



FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25567.0

This is a neat little breakdown. Someone should do this every week. I didn't even see the reality safari, and I would have missed it entirely if this post wasn't here.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

AFK

#7
August 05, 2010, 05:12:03 PM
junk-shot
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cuddlefish

#8
August 05, 2010, 05:26:51 PM
oop, wrong topic  :oops:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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