Lyrics

[Dimocritus]

For the past eight years or so, people have been asking me for a lyrics sheet for The Paraplegics songs. So, I'm going to archive them here, where no one can find them.

Doritos to the Slam

Why speak? 'Cuz all words are lies.
Words betray your thoughts, man, don't act so surprised.
People only tell you what they want you to hear.
All along you thought that those were your ideas.

Go away, don't look back.
I'd really like to stay, but we're all under attack

Politicians always talk, again and again.
If they were so smart they'd let their actions speak for them.
They just want your conciousness, they just want your cash.
But if I had my druthers, I'd cram it up their greedy ass.

Go away, don't look back.
I'd really like to stay, but we're all under attack.

There's no beleiving until there is seeing, in case your not listening
We're under attack.


Drunk (It's Just a State of Mine)

Don't wanna go out, I don't wanna think.
I'd rather sit here and have another drink.
Don't wanna go out, 'cuz I don't see the point.
Think I mighjt smoke another joint.

When I go out, I don't care.
                    (drink a beer)
This shit could happen anywhere.
                    (smoke some weed)
When I think about what I need
                           (drink a beer)
Make you bleed!

(repeat)


Bomb You

I got a message for you.
Fuck with us, where gonna bomb you.
Am I getting through?
You, you, we're  gonna bomb you!
It's the end of you, and your people now
We're gonna bomb you.
Am I getting through?
You, you, we're gonna bomb you.

Look to the sky
(gonna bomb you)
See the planes fly by
(gonna bomb you)
You're wondering why
(gonna bomb you)
You're all gonna die.
(gonna bomb you)
Haven't you heard?
(gonna bomb you)
Annhilation's the word
(gonna bomb you)
And though it's absurd
(gonna bomb you)
It's our duty to procure

I got a message for you.
Fuck with us, where gonna bomb you.
Am I getting through?
You, you, we're  gonna bomb you!
It's the end of you, and your people now
We're gonna bomb you.
Am I getting through?
You, you, we're gonna bomb you.

Can't you understand?
(gonna bomb you)
it's our master plan
(gonna bomb you)
we're the only ones who can
(gonna bomb you)
Have nuclear weapons on hand
(gonna bomb you)
All we got is pride
(gonna bomb you)
Leave the ethics on the side
(gonna bomb you)
And I must confide
(gonna bomb you)
It's time to say good bye!


Catastrophe (Fun With Knives)

Murder x 4
It's so fine
Do it x 4
All the time
Grab a big knife, kill all that you see
Kill your fucking self, man, do it for me.

There fucking has to be a bloody catastrophe (Go go, go go)
Hey buddy that's blasphemy, a bloody catastrophe (Go go, go go)

Murder x 4
It's so fine
Do it x 4
All tthe time
I'll kill you, make you my slave
You don't get no fucking grave

There fucking has to be a bloody catastrophe (Go go, go go)
Hey buddy that's blasphemy, a bloody catastrophe (Go go, go go)


Fuck You Douche Bag

And a-one, and a-two and a-fuck you douche bag

Fuck you douche bag x ???

I really hate the fashion, I think it's fucking queer
Why don't you get your punk ass out of here
You say your "working class" but you got brand new clothes
I'm gonna kick you in  your fucking ass, and punch you in your fucking nose

Fuck you douche bag x ???

Get over it, yeah, Joey's fucking dead
If you bought a Ramone's shirt, you've lost your fucking head
I see you at the shows, I hope you fucking die
I hope you fucking die die die die die die die die die

Fuck you douche bag x infinity

Red Flag

You think you're fucking funny when you're fucking pushing button?
After all this time, you thought you wouldn't fuck up nothin'?
I'm gonna cut you up and put your body in a bag
'cuz up in my head went a fuckiong red flag

Who wants to get punched? Step up front! x 2

There's a red flag going up in my head
(red flag, red flag)                                        x 2
Now your gonna end up dead

What's up with my head?
(Stop fucking with my head)
(Red flag, tred flag)                                    x 2
And your gonna end up dead.

So you think you're fucking tough, guy? Go ahead and cross the line.
But I'm thinking I should warn you that I've lost my fucking mind
Don't get pissed at me because you're (inaudable)
Cuz up ion my head went a fucking read flag!

First you drink, then you punch x 2

There's a red flag going up in my head
(red flag, red flag)                                        x 2
Now your gonna end up dead

What's up with my head?
(Stop fucking with my head)
(read flag, red flag)
And you're gonna end up dead.

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Smash 'n Grab

(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I might steal a van, I might steal a cab
(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I'm the worst crime spree this town's ever had
(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I steal TV's and microwaves
(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I got molotov's and hand grenades

Hey, man, I really need a job
I think I'll get one working for the mob
If you say that crime doesn't pay,
My AK will blow your face away!

(I need that more than you... I think)

(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I might steal a van, I might steal a cab
(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I'm the worst crime spree this town's ever had
(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I steal TV's and microwaves
(Smash n' grab, smash n' grab)
I got molotov's and hand grenades

I might drive by your house with my tech
or sneak up from behind and cut your neck
i'll waste a cop, hey man gimme that grip.
Killing tourists down by the sunset strip!


Unfuckwithable

How is it that you don't notice
that all of this is so damn bogus?
You think guitars and microphones are just fucking toys?
You can say you have your reasons,
mine is because I'm still breathing
don't ask me why i'm making noise

Cuz you are all big hipocrytes
and you should all just call it quits
don't try to feed me all that bullshit
I'm not b uying your story, not even a bit

You're making me sick

You say you know 'bout rock and metal?
Well, call me when you're on my level
Aren't you a nicely pakaged rebel?
You corporate fuck
so, tell me what's all the commotion?
is it cuz you lack emotion?
or did you rely on luck?

Cuz you are all big hipocrytes
and you should all just call it quits
don't try to feed me all that bullshit
I'm not b uying your story, not even a bit

You say you live for rock n' roll
I think you lie for tons of dough
You tell me that I wouldn't know
Unfortunately, I've seen your show
Into wardrobe, spike your hair
put on make-up, you (inaudable)
in the end nobody cares
soon you'll all just dissapear




moar later

[Dimocritus]

Things That Need to Die

Politicians, teachers, crooks
Management, short order cooks
Limeys whops canuks and spics
those useless drunken Irish micks
white snake, Ozzy, Kiss and Queen
Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne
Lobbyists can go to hell,
just like the stations clientelle

Fuck them x 4

the punks, the drunks and terry Funk
Should be bodies in my trunk
Oprah, Copple, Heraldo, too
Chopw Yun Fat, And J-WU
The black enforcers and the cops
Chuck Norris's karate chops
A bullet in your family tree
MTV and you and me

Fuck them x 4

For some reason this won't fly
These are things that need to die
I know I should die, of course
Hope to leave attractive corpse
Not a hit-list or a scheme
I wanna hear these people scream
Don't get a life, don't get a clue
just get a hole to crawl into.

[Dimocritus]

Piece of Shit

You might as well have fallen from an asshole
You're a fucking filthy piece of shit                                   x 2
(piece of shit!)

Why don't you stop trying to hide it
everyone around you knows

(repeat)


OJ Simpson and the Hunt for the Real Killers

Chuck Norris (and OJ) x 3
Chuck Norris and the Juice
Chuck Norris (and OJ) x 3
Bustin' loose

Hiya!

Yes, it's true, there's nothing stranger
OJ and walker, Texas ranger
Things this strange just can't be fiction
OJ Simpson's back, side-kicking
On the hunt for the real killer:
The entire cast from the video for Thriller
with chinese stars and swords and nun-chucks
and cowboy boots and hats like dumb-fucks

Go

Chuck Norris (and OJ) x 3
Chuck Norris and the Juice
Chuck Norris (and OJ) x 3
Bustin' loose

hiya!

The man who's hand fit the glove just right
was the second zombie from the right
Walker got it all on tape
Now OJ dons his mask and cape
Just like ol' Lone and sidekick Tonto
OJ and Chiuck and their white Bronco
They'll catch their man, they'll be all set
And ride off into the sunset

set x a million


White Rice

(Lyrics lost at sea)


Punky Brewster's on the Run

Punky Brewster's on the run
Everybody, go grab your gun
Fifty thousands on her head
Bring her in alive or dead
(live or dead, live or dead)

Henry Wornamont has been killed
Punky did it with some pills
Nobody knew about the nipple clamps
and how he pimped her like a tramp
(like a tramp, like a tramp)

The tabloids were filled with the story
started having dreams of cash and glory
Big reward is what they said
I'll bring her in aliven or dead
(live or dead, live or dead)

(repeat)