Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.

[LMNO]

Things start to hurt more.  Invest in ibuprophin.

[Suu]

so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)

NO! YOU WILL BE THE SEXIEST DUTCH 30 YEAR OLD I KNOW!

...Also my hair is really gray too. 

[AFK]

Also, if you're like me, and you've had metabolism like a mouse where you can eat lots of shit and not gain any weight. 

Yeah, that shit starts to slow down right about when you cross over to the 30s. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?

Us exactly-29-folk are welcoming you to the crew, sir.



so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)

Probably not. I started losing my hair slowly about 6 years ago. I got a head start on you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Happy belated birthday.....

It's all downhill from here!  

Nothing belated, lol, today's my birthday. Thanks!












.....Khara is really older than god... but sssshhhhhh he hates it when I tell people!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, if you're like me, and you've had metabolism like a mouse where you can eat lots of shit and not gain any weight. 

Yeah, that shit starts to slow down right about when you cross over to the 30s. 

Oh yeah, I'm already noticing some pudge

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My former vocalist picked a fight with me on a mutual friend's Facebook page.

He said among other things, that I was jealous of him and that everyone knows that...
Despite the fact that I'm not morbidly obese, have a job, don't live with my parents, actually have started up a musical project that is working out, don't and am not an asshole of lower than average competency in my native language and rational thought processes, and am pretty even tempered.

He looked like a moron and I didn't even have to say anything about it. 

Best birthday present so far

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

My former vocalist picked a fight with me on a mutual friend's Facebook page.

He said among other things, that I was jealous of him and that everyone knows that...
Despite the fact that I'm not morbidly obese, have a job, don't live with my parents, actually have started up a musical project that is working out, don't and am not an asshole of lower than average competency in my native language and rational thought processes, and am pretty even tempered.

He looked like a moron and I didn't even have to say anything about it. 

Best birthday present so far

And there is your first sign of "growing older" the monkeys amuse you so much more.  It's the little things in life that make each day just a little brighter... 

[Doktor Howl]

For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Sex becomes a thing of nightmares.  I believe I posted a podcast on this very subject.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Happy birthday, Twid!  


If you haven't perfected pulling a cranky/bemused face yet, you've still got one year left to get it down pat.  You're going to need it (it's a lawn thing).

[BadBeast]

Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

[Doktor Howl]

Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

On the plus side, you get jaded and tend towards disturbing perversions.  And who doesn't like that?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

On the plus side, you get jaded and tend towards disturbing perversions.  And who doesn't like that?

Quite true, disturbing perversions goes up higher on a woman's list with each passing year.

By 40 it's in your top 10 

[Kurt Christ]

Happy birthday!

Today starts the first year of my 20s.

[Doktor Howl]

Happy birthday!

Today starts the first year of my 20s.

I hate you.

Oh, and we used up the planet.  That'll teach you.