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Started by BadBeast, August 06, 2010, 06:35:37 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 07:50:26 PM
Shall I go out and come in again?


Hmmmmmmm it depends, do you look better going or coming>?




























LMNO is going to LOVE that one!

LMNO

As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

YOU, on the other hand...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

YOU, on the other hand...

I look better coming because I have a great rack for an old broad! :wink:

BadBeast

Quote from: Khara on August 06, 2010, 08:10:50 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 07:50:26 PM
Shall I go out and come in again?


Hmmmmmmm it depends, do you look better going or coming>?




























LMNO is going to LOVE that one!
I'm not sure, I'll let you know, next time I watch myself going.   :fap:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nawaxo

OH HAI I am a lurker.
was

BadBeast

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

YOU, on the other hand...

You're a right fuckin' charmer, incha? I haven't been called a "scraggly old fuck" (as you so eruditely put it) all week!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Sorry Dok, I'm flattered, but da Beast don't roll that way. (But if I did, I'd hit ya right back, of that you can be sure)   :fap: :fap:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Aucoq

"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 08:31:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Sorry Dok, I'm flattered, but da Beast don't roll that way. (But if I did, I'd hit ya right back, of that you can be sure)   :fap: :fap:

You say that now.

Wait til I go to England next winter.  One look at my insane manliness, and you'll be hanging on my leg, all like "DOK, DON'T LEAVE ME, DOK!"
Molon Lube

BadBeast

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 10:07:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 08:31:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Sorry Dok, I'm flattered, but da Beast don't roll that way. (But if I did, I'd hit ya right back, of that you can be sure)   :fap: :fap:

You say that now.

Wait til I go to England next winter.  One look at my insane manliness, and you'll be hanging on my leg, all like "DOK, DON'T LEAVE ME, DOK!"
Oh in your most muddied and priapic dreams! And an English winter will be more than your sunbaked desert leatherhide can cope with. Fur, or no fur.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 10:27:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 10:07:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 08:31:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Sorry Dok, I'm flattered, but da Beast don't roll that way. (But if I did, I'd hit ya right back, of that you can be sure)   :fap: :fap:

You say that now.

Wait til I go to England next winter.  One look at my insane manliness, and you'll be hanging on my leg, all like "DOK, DON'T LEAVE ME, DOK!"
Oh in your most muddied and priapic dreams! And an English winter will be more than your sunbaked desert leatherhide can cope with. Fur, or no fur.

Ah, but I was raised in Newfoundland, which is where all the weather that's too shitty for England gets sent.
Molon Lube

BadBeast

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 10:27:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 10:07:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 08:31:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Sorry Dok, I'm flattered, but da Beast don't roll that way. (But if I did, I'd hit ya right back, of that you can be sure)   :fap: :fap:

You say that now.

Wait til I go to England next winter.  One look at my insane manliness, and you'll be hanging on my leg, all like "DOK, DON'T LEAVE ME, DOK!"
Oh in your most muddied and priapic dreams! And an English winter will be more than your sunbaked desert leatherhide can cope with. Fur, or no fur.

Ah, but I was raised in Newfoundland, which is where all the weather that's too shitty for England gets sent.
But I bet you got out as soon as you could. And headed south, too! (Even the Canadians heap scorn on Newfys)
And ended up in the hottest, driest sink-hole in the Western Hemisphere, just to compensate for having thin, watery, easily frozen blood.


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 10:50:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 10:27:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 10:07:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 08:31:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 06, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
As it pertains to that scraggly old fuck BadBeast, not so much.

Shut up.  You'd hit that shit.

I know I would.
Sorry Dok, I'm flattered, but da Beast don't roll that way. (But if I did, I'd hit ya right back, of that you can be sure)   :fap: :fap:

You say that now.

Wait til I go to England next winter.  One look at my insane manliness, and you'll be hanging on my leg, all like "DOK, DON'T LEAVE ME, DOK!"
Oh in your most muddied and priapic dreams! And an English winter will be more than your sunbaked desert leatherhide can cope with. Fur, or no fur.

Ah, but I was raised in Newfoundland, which is where all the weather that's too shitty for England gets sent.
But I bet you got out as soon as you could. And headed south, too! (Even the Canadians heap scorn on Newfys)
And ended up in the hottest, driest sink-hole in the Western Hemisphere, just to compensate for having thin, watery, easily frozen blood.




Actually, I was kidnapped by Hohokum braves and brought here as a slave.
Molon Lube