A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE

[Suu]

ITT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH IT

[Doktor Howl]

ITT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH IT

Donate it to a needy Roman.

[Don Coyote]

I'll you what not to do with it,and you will understand why I was banned from Rome.

[Juana]

Attach rhinestones and a chain. Sell it online for far more than it's worth.

[Thurnez Isa]

Use it as BLING

[DiscoUkulele]

paperweight.

or, ya know, confess your sins.

but probably paperweight.

[Bruno]

Make your very own Piss Christ.

[Jasper]

It's a gruesome torture implement, and it was a free gift, so use it.  Leave it where you found it, with a thank you note.

[-Kel-]

BURN IT!!!!

[LMNO]

Crucify a Bratz doll.

[Dysnomia]

^This



or


Use it to club people, while shouting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

[Payne]

Break it up, and use it as kindling for setting a stars'n'stripes with Mohammad drawn on it on fire.

[Damiel]

Find another one, call a friend and start playing Christ-pong.

[Rumckle]

Hunt down some vampires with it.

[Suu]

I woke up this morning and it's gone. Christ unnailed his legs and scampered off.

It was there for like 3 days too! I guess they didn't like it when I grabbed it last night coming in from work and yelling "REPENT!" and gently setting it back down.