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Started by Akara, August 11, 2010, 05:46:34 AM

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Akara

August 11, 2010, 05:46:34 AM
i have apparently been logged on this forum for a total of 11 days, 11 hours and 11 minutes.  :fnord:

that is all.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Lies

#1
August 11, 2010, 05:55:07 AM
Die 11:11'er.  :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Akara

#2
August 11, 2010, 06:00:55 AM
agh, i know! sometimes i can't help myself! these things just pop out at me and then... and then... :aww:
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Lies

#3
August 11, 2010, 07:01:10 AM
That's not the point, the point is, as discordians, we have only 1 special number, and that's 5! and 23!

GTFO of our boards, you're no longer welcome here, heathen!! :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Placid Dingo

#4
August 11, 2010, 08:45:37 AM
BUT 11+11 x 1 + 1 IS 23. :fnord:
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

BabylonHoruv

#5
August 11, 2010, 08:51:45 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 11, 2010, 08:45:37 AM
BUT 11+11 x 1 + 1 IS 23. :fnord:

Not only that, to make 11 into 23 takes two additions and one multiplication, that's two additions and 3 operands, so 23 again.  So 11 is even more 23 than 23 is.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Lies

#6
August 11, 2010, 10:10:06 AM
Get a life you people  :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#7
August 11, 2010, 12:22:17 PM
Also, it's five ones.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#8
August 11, 2010, 12:39:45 PM
errr... it's six ones.

Learn to count tripzip.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#9
August 11, 2010, 12:42:52 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#10
August 11, 2010, 12:56:19 PM
 :lulz:
ICWUTUDIDTHAR
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Akara

#11
August 11, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
I am no heathen!  :argh!: wait... actually..... aren't we all?  :?

everyone, thanks for defending my law-of-fiveness while I slept! those were nice answers. might I add 1+1+1+1+1x1=5 as well... there were 2 numbers in 3 groups, also coming up to 23...
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
August 11, 2010, 08:21:11 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 11, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
I am no heathen!  :argh!: wait... actually..... aren't we all?  :?

No. Odin and I had a falling out. Mead was had, words were said, etc. He and I only communicate through intermediaries if it turns out to be necessary. It's for the best really...
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
August 11, 2010, 08:25:45 PM
As of this post 41 days, 9 hours and 7 minutes which......

4+1+9+2+7=23  :evil:

Akara

#14
August 11, 2010, 10:45:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 11, 2010, 08:21:11 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 11, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
I am no heathen!  :argh!: wait... actually..... aren't we all?  :?

No. Odin and I had a falling out. Mead was had, words were said, etc. He and I only communicate through intermediaries if it turns out to be necessary. It's for the best really...

ah... well at least it's not sooooo bad, right. does this have anything to do with your hot journey to Betelgeuse?
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
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