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Oh, maybe I can convince it to hate the others.

Fuck that no, I just found it, and I'm already hateful towards people I've thought of as friends JUST BECAUSE they've done some mean things to me.

That thing starts wars, and I'm already way too attuned to another, infamous of just that.
Eye for an I.
I'm gonna hunt that critter down. rip it out through my ear and store it in a jar.
There's no space for hatred in me right now.

That would totally ruin my revenge.

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: LMNO on November 26, 2019, 06:58:19 pm ---Fucking hell.  Make friends with that little fucker.  It only wants recognition and a hug.

--- End quote ---

Pliers help with this part.

Fujikoma:
The part of me that hates me has had its say, and it was not an easy time, nor was it short. Suffice to say it eventually ran out of steam and gave up. I can understand not knowing it's there, despite all the evidence, but it's important to make peace with it and have a "now what" conversation.

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: Fujikoma on November 27, 2019, 06:29:33 am ---The part of me that hates me has had its say, and it was not an easy time, nor was it short. Suffice to say it eventually ran out of steam and gave up. I can understand not knowing it's there, despite all the evidence, but it's important to make peace with it and have a "now what" conversation.

--- End quote ---

That other you needs to wake up tied to a chair, with a bag over his head, smelling lighter fluid.

Seriously.  Fuck that Jiminey Cricket bullshit.  There ain't room in this skull for anyone but me.  That's something I had to learn.  I didn't really fix it, of course.  Bastard's still back there, saying shit like "If you'd taken things more seriously, your whole life would have been different," and "Did you really have to take things that far?

He can suck my ass.  I like me the way I am.  And yeah, I had to go there.  If I didn't, I wouldn't be me.  I'd be a damn door mat.

Fujikoma:
Sorry, Jiminey already did the waterboarding and execution, which I guess brings his lawful-good alignment into question, but he's sick of this shit and is prepared to admit that frequent masturbation is healthy, just not when your sister is watching.

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