ITT: Terrible Advice

[Doktor Howl]

Should I tug on Superman's cape?
Should I spit into the wind?
Should I pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger?
And should I mess around with Jim?

[Cuddlefish]

I've been wondering: Should I fuck with Wu-Tang Clan?

While it's been said that the Wu-Tang clan aint nothin' to fuck wit, I say go for it. Just make sure you protec ya' neck.

[Cuddlefish]

Should I tug on Superman's cape?

Yes.

Should I spit into the wind?

Yes.

Should I pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger?

Yes.

And should I mess around with Jim?

Depends. Is your name Willie "Slim" Mcoy?

Fuck it, either way, go cut him up.

[Thurnez Isa]

The pure stupidity of the community center mosque being built a few blocks at ground zero bullshit debate makes me want to jump out a window... is that normal?

[Cramulus]

quick - come up with an ad campaign I can sell to a flower shop

[Dysnomia]

How much rum should I drink tonight? 

[Cuddlefish]

How much rum should I drink tonight? 

The whole thing. "Accidentally", of course.

[Cuddlefish]

The pure stupidity of the community center mosque being built a few blocks at ground zero bullshit debate makes me want to jump out a window... is that normal?

This is normal. I suggest, however, if you were to jump out of a window because od this, you should do so strapped with explosives, with a parachute, wearing an american flag as a cape shouting "jihad!"

[Cuddlefish]

quick - come up with an ad campaign I can sell to a flower shop

Well, I have a few slogans that just happened to be laying around from the last time this came up.

"Nothing says 'I love you' like rotting yard waste"

"If being yourself can't get you laid, try this!"

"Hmmmmmm! Smells like fresh... eww, what the fuck is this?"

"Fuck you. Buy flowers"

"Free prescription for Phenylpropanolamine with every purchase!"

If the slogans don't work out, you can always write a really annoying jingle. People hate that.

[LMNO]

"Fuck you. Buy flowers"

Newsfeed.  Also, coffeemonitor.

[AFK]

My wife won't let me pun in the bedroom.  What should I do? 

[BadBeast]

When I ride my bicycle, my penises rub together and chafe. What can I do?

[Suu]

Should I mix bleach, orange clean and ammonia to clean my bathroom?

[Cuddlefish]

My wife won't let me pun in the bedroom.  What should I do? 

Intercourse of time, she will come to understand. But, don't dick her around, oral hope will be lost.

[Cuddlefish]

When I ride my bicycle, my penises rub together and chafe. What can I do?

Take the seat off and ride the pole.