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Started by Cuddlefish, August 15, 2010, 01:38:52 AM

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Cuddlefish

#45
August 18, 2010, 04:34:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 18, 2010, 04:29:58 PM
Should I mix bleach, orange clean and ammonia to clean my bathroom?

No. If it's bad enough to warrant drastic measures, I suggest you clean your bathroom with a grenade.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#46
August 18, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
I'm watching the entire board spend days responding to troll threads.

Should I accidentally?
Molon Lube

Suu

#47
August 18, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 04:34:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 18, 2010, 04:29:58 PM
Should I mix bleach, orange clean and ammonia to clean my bathroom?

No. If it's bad enough to warrant drastic measures, I suggest you clean your bathroom with a grenade.

Thread delivers!

(It's actually not that bad, I'm just chemical crazy.)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cuddlefish

#48
August 18, 2010, 04:38:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
I'm watching the entire board spend days responding to troll threads.

Should I accidentally?

All signs point to yes.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#49
August 18, 2010, 04:40:32 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 04:38:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
I'm watching the entire board spend days responding to troll threads.

Should I accidentally?

All signs point to yes.

Well, okay.  No whining later.
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#50
August 18, 2010, 04:42:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 04:32:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 04:21:48 PM
When I ride my bicycle, my penises rub together and chafe. What can I do?

Take the seat off and ride the pole.
That's much better. Now, the resulting state of arousal means no more "chafe" for me.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cuddlefish

#51
August 18, 2010, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 18, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 04:34:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 18, 2010, 04:29:58 PM
Should I mix bleach, orange clean and ammonia to clean my bathroom?

No. If it's bad enough to warrant drastic measures, I suggest you clean your bathroom with a grenade.

Thread delivers!


What did you expect? After all, I am a holy man man of science shithead.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Dysnomia

#52
August 18, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 07:08:03 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:11:13 AM
How much rum should I drink tonight? 
The whole thing. "Accidentally", of course.

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:


also


are you a CUDDLY cuddlefish?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cuddlefish

#53
August 18, 2010, 05:21:34 PM Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 05:32:04 PM by Cuddlefish
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 07:08:03 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:11:13 AM
How much rum should I drink tonight?  
The whole thing. "Accidentally", of course.

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:


also


are you a CUDDLY cuddlefish?

Well, this is an advice thread, but I'll answer just this one personal question.

Maybe. You could hug me, but you may feel a prick.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

BadBeast

#54
August 18, 2010, 05:39:20 PM
Prick me, do I not bleed?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cuddlefish

#55
August 18, 2010, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 05:39:20 PM
Prick me, do I not bleed?

Only one way to find out...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

BadBeast

#56
August 18, 2010, 05:50:54 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 05:39:20 PM
Prick me, do I not bleed?

Only one way to find out...
You keep away from me with that thing. You'll have someone's eye out!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Suu

#57
August 18, 2010, 06:28:23 PM
Dear Cuddlefish,

I accidentally my whole apartment with the grenade. What should I do?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#58
August 18, 2010, 06:38:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 18, 2010, 06:28:23 PM
Dear Cuddlefish,

I accidentally my whole apartment with the grenade. What should I do?

Invade the neighbors.
Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

#59
August 18, 2010, 06:53:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 18, 2010, 06:28:23 PM
Dear Cuddlefish,

I accidentally my whole apartment with the grenade. What should I do?

This:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 06:38:57 PM
Invade the neighbors.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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