Marvel, this is the last fucking straw.

Started by The Wizard, August 11, 2010, 03:51:19 AM

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I quit reading marvel when the brought Wolverine back after he had the adamantium sucked out of him by Magneto. I relapsed briefly for Age of Apocalypse, and Deadpool vs Cable, but in general Marvel is trashy and not worth reading.

Now I'm older, and I read pretentious indie comics, 3rd party comics, or oldschool pulp comics like Conan or Solomon Kane.

Faust

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 11, 2010, 04:37:53 AM
I really like Batman. And they already killed him. Except they retconned it so he went back in time.

...Every post in this thread seems to be making me angrier.
Its not a retcon if he dies and comes back in  the next issue, retcon implies a realization that it was a mistake and going back on it at a later date.

Besides his personality death (Batman RIP) was far more interesting and is still being delt with.
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Faust

Basically nothing currently running in marvel is worth reading. All its events are terrible (that includes civil war).
The same goes for DC with about one or two exceptions, and they are all batman related.

Vertigo and independant comics are where its at.
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Quote from: Faust on August 14, 2010, 07:50:42 PM
Basically nothing currently running in marvel is worth reading. All its events are terrible (that includes civil war).
The same goes for DC with about one or two exceptions, and they are all batman related.

Vertigo and independant comics are where its at.

Someone hasnt been reading Blackest Night.
Blackest Night actually has been full of stupid exec bullshit, but its totally overshadowed by the awesomeness of LARFLEEZE.

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Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 05:48:28 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 14, 2010, 07:50:42 PM
Basically nothing currently running in marvel is worth reading. All its events are terrible (that includes civil war).
The same goes for DC with about one or two exceptions, and they are all batman related.

Vertigo and independant comics are where its at.

Someone hasnt been reading Blackest Night.
Blackest Night actually has been full of stupid exec bullshit, but its totally overshadowed by the awesomeness of LARFLEEZE.


Blackest night was awful. However its lead up The Sinestro Corps war was incredibly well written. I know Larfleeze is a popular new character but he brought slapstick humour to a story that was supposed to be bleak. In short they had no fucking idea what they were doing for that story.
But then, they never do for big superhero events.
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There's a lot of talk about Vertigo and not enough of Preacher


Only marvel I get is ones wrote by stephen king, stand & dark tower
tho I got the trojan war issue with eris, history series was done much better by archaia comics

Skrull invasion was a nice breath of air,
dark regin beast was great... rest in that series yawn.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

Preacher is Vertigo, unless we're talking about a different Preacher. Nah, there can't be more than one of him.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the last yatto

Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 08:54:16 PM
That's what I like about DC's Vertigo series. They do absolutely blinding series'.
There's long running stuff, like 'Lucifer', 'Transmetropolitan', 'Jonah Hex', 'Unknown Soldier', 'Sandman', 'The Invisibles', the peerless beauty of 'Animal Man', 'Doom Patrol', 'Black Orchid', 'Shade, the Changing Man', 'The Books of Magic', 'The Books of Death', The stunning 'Seekers into the Mystery', and my favourite long runner, 'Hellblazer'.

Then there are the absolute classic short runs, like 'Tank Girl', 'The Minx', 'Girl', 'Industrial Gothic', 'Egypt', 'True Faith', 'Vamps', 'House of Secrets', 'Gangland', 'Kid Eternity', and classic one offs, like 'Kill you Boyfriend'.
And re-runs of classic Vertigo stuff like 'Swamp Thing'  'Moonshadow' & 'Sandman' mini series, like 'The Kindly Ones' 'A Game of You' and 'The Sound of Her Wings'
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: BadBeast on August 15, 2010, 07:17:31 PM
Preacher is Vertigo, unless we're talking about a different Preacher. Nah, there can't be more than one of him.

I enjoyed Preacher very briefly, then it sort of devolved into splatterporn.
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Faust

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 16, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 15, 2010, 07:17:31 PM
Preacher is Vertigo, unless we're talking about a different Preacher. Nah, there can't be more than one of him.

I enjoyed Preacher very briefly, then it sort of devolved into splatterporn.
Volume two with the mother is one of the best comic stories I have read. The rest of the series was ok until the very end which just kind of sucked.
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