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Twilight: Eclipse is now out on DVD and you know what THAT means...

Started by Cain, August 20, 2010, 02:43:40 PM

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Suu

#30
August 21, 2010, 01:24:18 AM
Alice's boyfriend/adopted brother. The blonde one.


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#31
August 21, 2010, 01:53:08 AM
This one

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#32
August 21, 2010, 02:54:58 AM
Is it bad that I like the Twilight books and movies? They are the greatest comedies since forever AND EVER.
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#33
August 21, 2010, 03:10:08 AM
Samuel Clemens is rolling in his grave right now.
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#34
August 21, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
Yes. He has the coolest backstory out of all the vampires, the coolest experiences...and he's just a supporting character.  :argh!:
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#35
August 21, 2010, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 21, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
Yes. He has the coolest backstory out of all the vampires, the coolest experiences...and he's just a supporting character.  :argh!:

To be fair all the supporting characters are cooler and more interesting then the main characters...
and to be fair to that a dead fly is cooler and more interesting then the main characters
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#36
August 22, 2010, 06:04:54 PM
I think it says something about an author's priorities when the biggest badass with the most interesting backstory is a supporting character and the main character is the shallow love interest.
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#37
August 22, 2010, 08:40:01 PM
Didn't she divorce her first husband?
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#38
August 22, 2010, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 02:48:23 PM
oh oh - also, I watched the first movie with the Riff Trax, and it was fucking. hysterical.

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Oh sounds like a plan :) I still haven't watched any of this stuff.

You can get quite a bit of rifftrax-ed movies pre-mixed as AVI via the torrents btw. Which is morally wrong.
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#39
August 24, 2010, 10:34:00 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 22, 2010, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 02:48:23 PM
oh oh - also, I watched the first movie with the Riff Trax, and it was fucking. hysterical.

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Oh sounds like a plan :) I still haven't watched any of this stuff.

You can get quite a bit of rifftrax-ed movies pre-mixed as AVI via the torrents btw. Which is morally wrong.

I am watching this now, and the first half is still bloody awful! It reminds me of some of the worst MST3K eps that were horrible not because of the riffing gone bad, but because the movie was just that bad, not even the MST3K crew could save it. Part of the charm of the series, that was, of course.

But about halfway through or so, the gut-wrenchingly awkward human grl meets vampire boi reluctant looking-away circling around sort of drops a littlebit and you get vampire family fun happy cuisine cooking and baseball and it becomes enjoyable again [thanks to the rifftrax of course].

And the part where the rifftrax guy sings over Edward's piano playing is ... just brilliant :lulz:
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