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[The Grammar Nazi]

You just dropped a bomb of such apostrophic significance that I must now buy a kitten and cut off its limbs.

"hobo's exchanging stories for sponge baths"

You fucking moron, an apostrophe is never to be placed on a plural unless the noun in question is a letter (i.e. k's), an abbreviation or acronym (i.e. POW's), or a word itself (i.e. do's and don't's).

Failure to adhere to the tremendously simple rules of the apostrophe will result in being beaten with a rifle butt.

I must also mention your lack of capitalization and end punctuation.

[Schweinepriester G.]

*prePares' fro soMe rif'Le beAtin*  

[Guido Finucci]

You just dropped a bomb of such apostrophic significance ...

I hope you didn't spend too long thinking that up.

You fucking moron, an apostrophe is never to be placed on a plural unless the noun in question is a letter (i.e. k's), an abbreviation or acronym (i.e. POW's), or a word itself (i.e. do's and don't's).

Now you are just being rude. Not only that but you must be a grammar nazi on your mother's side because you are hideously incorrect, at least as far as English goes. I hope you'll allow that it has been a while since I was up with the play on the grammar of bleeding edge American.

[Wishfarple]

You just dropped a bomb of such apostrophic significance that I must now buy a kitten and cut off its limbs.

"hobo's exchanging stories for sponge baths"

You fucking moron, an apostrophe is never to be placed on a plural unless the noun in question is a letter (i.e. k's), an abbreviation or acronym (i.e. POW's), or a word itself (i.e. do's and don't's).

Failure to adhere to the tremendously simple rules of the apostrophe will result in being beaten with a rifle butt.

I must also mention your lack of capitalization and end punctuation.

I share the Grammar Nazi's pain.
Here's another bandwidth-sucking comic to illustrate this valuable lesson:

[bob-o]

nO, i donT' thiNk thet the gram'er nazzi ShOuLd be so UnCoOl- i meen, jsUt a few type'os r bownd 2 hapen!! we al now how 2 uze apostrofies c'rectly, but in a ForUm atmisfere i dnon't tInk thet thiss iZ nesisAree. we all ken purrfectlee understhand eech uther, soo purrfect gram'er isnt needed.

~bob-o

[Iron Sulfide]

You just dropped a bomb of such apostrophic significance that I must now buy a kitten and cut off its limbs.

"hobo's exchanging stories for sponge baths"

You fucking moron, an apostrophe is never to be placed on a plural unless the noun in question is a letter (i.e. k's), an abbreviation or acronym (i.e. POW's), or a word itself (i.e. do's and don't's).

Failure to adhere to the tremendously simple rules of the apostrophe will result in being beaten with a rifle butt.

I must also mention your lack of capitalization and end punctuation.

no, you're wrong. 'hobo' is a proper noun. he just prefers that his name be
uncapitalized. it's a martyr thing; you wouldn't understand.

not to mention, of course, that i am not striving to be especially formal
in a NON-FORMAL FORUM. to which i might also add:

my personal style of writing, be it gramatically correct or not, is entirely
my choice. and if fnord you don't like it then, you should raed something else.
or something./

and my whorendous spelling and/or grammar do not indicate my lack
of ability to command them, just my current lack of will to do as such.

Posting on your average BBS:
10% typos you didn't catch
10% typos you didn't care to correct
23% intentional typos so you don't have to type as much
10% legitimate poor spelling and grammar
7%  creativity
50% Nothing

you do the math.   don't make me break out the dangling modifiers.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

don't make me break out the dangling modifiers.

Thank you.... we really don't need to be seeing your dangling modifier, St. B.

[/joke you saw coming a mile away]

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

don't make me break out the dangling modifiers.

Thank you.... we really don't need to be seeing your dangling modifier, St. B.

[/joke you saw coming a mile away]

Mile and a half...

[Iron Sulfide]

how could i see that coming? i gouged my eyes out just after
i posted that.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

This is completely fucking hilarious. Thanks for the hoots.

[Iron Sulfide]

this has nothing to do with the bump fest, i just miss the grammar nazi.

he was a much funner troll than some of the recent ones.

[doubtless incident]

me too that dude was awesome

ferocious too. i like that