The most hideously written piece of emo feces I have ever seen

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/


I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.

We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.

Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/


I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.

We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.

Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.

What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/


I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.

We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.

Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.

What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.

THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.

Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/


I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.

We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.

Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.

What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.

THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.

Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKERS

[Doktor Howl]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/


I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.

We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.

Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.

What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.

THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.

Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKERS

Cheese owns dis here board.

[Cain]

My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).

[Cosine 5]

We used to have group readings of this at this camp I went to.

"VOLFEMORT HAS HIM BONDAGE!"

Good times.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).

Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.

On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".

[Freeky]

My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).

Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.

On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Juana]

My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).

Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.

On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".

I'm pretty sure the author's a troll. She hits waaaaay too many tropes and things not to be. It's also been taken down from FFN and other places like a dozen times, plus people pose as her sometimes for the entertainment value.

And that's awesome.

[Akara]

i literally cannot read that... 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me.

All that make-up in the rain and snow? My gosh, no wonder they were staring. She probably looked like a draggle-tailed raccoon.

Way to kill my brain, Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen.

[No u]

Don't forget "Vampire" Potter and Draco Malfoy having sexual relations.

Then Ebony and Draco having sex while "Volfemort" is chasing them.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/


I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.

We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.

Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.

What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.

THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.

Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKERS

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hey hey hey! Spoiler alerts, mister! I haven't gotten that far. Voldemort just gave Enoby the gun to kill Vampire Potter and now she's making out with Draco on the way back to Hogwarts.

I have to give this link to the guys in #nanowrimo. Some of them write 'Real HP Fanfic', whatever that means. Hehehe. HAHAHA.