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The most hideously written piece of emo feces I have ever seen

Started by Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk, August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM

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#15
August 20, 2010, 03:05:56 AM
Quote from: curiosity on August 20, 2010, 03:03:47 AM
Hey hey hey! Spoiler alerts, mister! I haven't gotten that far. Voldemort just gave Enoby the gun to kill Vampire Potter and now she's making out with Draco on the way back to Hogwarts.

I have to give this link to the guys in #nanowrimo. Some of them write 'Real HP Fanfic', whatever that means. Hehehe. HAHAHA.

Honey, that's the beginning, what he quoted.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
August 20, 2010, 03:10:38 AM
What?!?!?!?!?! I must have missed it through the rain of bloody tears down my pallid face, obscuring my lapis lazuli eyes . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

President Television

#17
August 20, 2010, 05:40:51 AM
This fanfic is infamous. It still deserves more attention, though, for pretty much exemplifying everything that should be avoided when writing fiction.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

LMNO

#18
August 20, 2010, 01:02:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 20, 2010, 05:40:51 AM
This fanfic is infamous. It still deserves more attention, though, for pretty much exemplifying everything that should be exploited when writing fiction.

You know you want to read more.

Cramulus

#19
August 20, 2010, 02:52:57 PM Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 02:55:36 PM by Cramulus
MY IMMORTAL: A DRAMATIC READING

:jabroni:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT8C9DOr-XA&feature=related


edit: wait this one is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Mmvss6w80

Freeky

#20
August 20, 2010, 04:52:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 02:52:57 PM

edit: wait this one is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Mmvss6w80

OFUK I think I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates upstairs.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
August 20, 2010, 08:47:58 PM
You guys are going to be so jealous.

I own this in printed and bound hardcopy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#22
August 21, 2010, 12:11:01 AM
I must name my first children Enoby and Goffik in tribute

Akara

#23
August 21, 2010, 12:18:35 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 02:52:57 PM


edit: wait this one is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Mmvss6w80

I love how he stumbles over the spelling and laughs!
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

No u

#24
August 21, 2010, 04:52:06 AM
Microsoft Sam Reads My Immortal:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDevTvb9jc
WARNING!!
The preceding post may appear to make no sense.  Trying to make sense of this post may cause injury or even death.  Consult a physician before reading. 
Use with a good diet or exercise plan.  Do not read if you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant. 
Do not read if taking SSRI or tricyclic antidepressants, or if pregnant or lactating. 
After reading, if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately. 

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#25
September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.

:lulz:

Stelpa

#26
September 11, 2010, 12:26:05 AM Last Edit: September 11, 2010, 12:29:16 AM by nekk
This is old but hilarious. She took it offline (she is no fun!) but some awesome /b/tards hosted it for all to see  :lulz:

Anyways, the best part is the dramatic readings! They are all over youtube, people attemting to read it in a most serious manner. Classic  :D

e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_VSQqn32M

Teehee, dumbleydore

EDIT: Darnit, Cram beat me to it  :argh!:

Juana

#27
September 11, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.

:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

No u

#28
September 11, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.

:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.

It had her real picture.
WARNING!!
The preceding post may appear to make no sense.  Trying to make sense of this post may cause injury or even death.  Consult a physician before reading. 
Use with a good diet or exercise plan.  Do not read if you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant. 
Do not read if taking SSRI or tricyclic antidepressants, or if pregnant or lactating. 
After reading, if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately. 

Juana

#29
September 11, 2010, 01:58:37 AM
Quote from: FireWillow on September 11, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.

:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.

It had her real picture.
One of these?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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