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Started by altered, June 05, 2020, 12:39:35 PM

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Junkenstein

Graham, right? It hardly feels subtle.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Juana

And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648

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"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

altered

I want more predictions people, seriously, at this point you can say some really fucking bizarre shit and have it come true, come on
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

Tom Cotton outed as a furry.

5G actually found to spread, against all common sense, hypertrichosis (these facts may be connected).

China announces a world poetry slam, on the theme of "crushing dissent with military force is underrated".

The Pentagon reveals Bigfoot is real, but refuses to have anything to do with humanity. CNN track one down, only for it to shout "justice for Harambe" before disappearing into the woods.

The "butthole cut" of Cats is released. It is still somehow better than the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.

altered

Only one of those can I say anything about with any certainty:

The butthole cut is not real. You'd get a cut of Cats with weird CG distortion around the crotch and ass, like when a mod-added Skyrim armor is built for a different skeleton. One of the folks who worked on fixing the weirdness talked about it. No butthole cut. Sorry.


And only one other can I talk about with any uncertainty:

5G causing hypertrichosis isn't totally unrealistic. It depends what sort of irritation the body is feeling it as. There are well known chemical and environmental irritants that fuck with body hair, most often thinning or destroying it but definitely more than one promotes it. This one would not be a complete and utter shock, but it would 100% become marketed as the new hair loss cure (old men strapping iPhones to their head...).

Actually, fuck it, it counts because old men strapping iPhones to their head is definitely outright insane according to everything we knew about the world two days ago.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

The Johnny


I predict sometime, Trump will be outed as China's Communist Party puppet; it was all an accelerationist plan for chinese political hegemony that was on the horizon either way.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

chaotic neutral observer

#22
The United States breaks into three separate countries, Red, Blue, and Swing.

Richard Nixon wins the 2020 election as a write-in candidate.

Hong Kong physically detaches from the mainland, and through an ingenious system of flotation devices, migrates over to join Taiwan.

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Cramulus

Quote from: Juana on June 06, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648

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DELETED BY AUTHOR  :argh!:

and nothing on the Wayback machine

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Cramulus on June 06, 2020, 02:36:16 PM
Quote from: Juana on June 06, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648

🐞🐞🐞

DELETED BY AUTHOR  :argh!:

and nothing on the Wayback machine

That's because They know that if shit gets much weirder The Discordian Society will win outright through sheer inertia.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Juana

#25
Quote from: Cramulus on June 06, 2020, 02:36:16 PM
Quote from: Juana on June 06, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648



DELETED BY AUTHOR  :argh!:

and nothing on the Wayback machine
https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1269368665960583168?s=09 this is most of it and all of the  part. Though apparently he has come forward to say it was a joke.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."