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Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

Started by Doktor Howl, August 23, 2010, 06:34:22 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#105
August 25, 2010, 05:45:45 PM
THIS THREAD

SAVED MY LIFE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#106
August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...

Nephew Twiddleton

#107
August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

#108
August 25, 2010, 05:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.

Nephew Twiddleton

#109
August 25, 2010, 05:53:54 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.

Damn...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#110
August 25, 2010, 05:55:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Tarantula hawks.  A type of wasp.  Google it. 

Nature is psychotic.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#111
August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Doktor Howl

#112
August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:
Molon Lube

Freeky

#113
August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

Nephew Twiddleton

#114
August 25, 2010, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

This needs to be done. All three of these.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#115
August 25, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

The meth heads ate the birds and the antelopes, and then stabbed each other for what pocket change they had.

Sorry.  It's javelinas and those great big fucking green and yellow scorpions.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#116
August 25, 2010, 06:53:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

The meth heads ate the birds and the antelopes, and then stabbed each other for what pocket change they had.

Sorry.  It's javelinas and those great big fucking green and yellow scorpions.

Then I guess Ill just have to do something out of character, and morally reprehensible. :sad:

DUN WANNA BE NO CINDERALLA

Requia ☣

#117
August 25, 2010, 06:56:00 PM
And tarantula hawks, the tarantula hawks will flock to you Freeky.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Freeky

#118
August 25, 2010, 06:59:31 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:56:00 PM
And tarantula hawks, the tarantula hawks will flock to you Freeky.

NO FUCKING THANK YOU. AND I NOW COUNTER CRAM'S CURSING WITH

ORANGES!!!!



CRAM IT WANTS YOU TO EAT IT! IT LOOOVES YOOOOUUUUU! IT NEEDS TO BE EATEN BY YOOU!

Cramulus

#119
August 25, 2010, 07:22:28 PM



CURSES! I thought that as an undead mummy I would be immune to metabolic attack!


curse thee!


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