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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #105 on: August 25, 2010, 05:45:45 pm »
THIS THREAD

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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #106 on: August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 pm »
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 pm
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Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #107 on: August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 pm »
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 pm
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 pm
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #108 on: August 25, 2010, 05:51:48 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 pm
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 pm
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 pm
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2010, 05:53:54 pm »
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:51:48 pm
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 pm
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 pm
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 pm
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.

Damn...
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2010, 05:55:06 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 pm
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 pm
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 pm
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 pm
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...


Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Tarantula hawks.  A type of wasp.  Google it. 

Nature is psychotic.
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #111 on: August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 pm »
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #112 on: August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 pm »
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 pm
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #113 on: August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 pm
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 pm
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #114 on: August 25, 2010, 06:43:48 pm »
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 pm
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 pm
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

This needs to be done. All three of these.
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #115 on: August 25, 2010, 06:51:48 pm »
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 pm
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 pm
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

The meth heads ate the birds and the antelopes, and then stabbed each other for what pocket change they had.

Sorry.  It's javelinas and those great big fucking green and yellow scorpions.
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #116 on: August 25, 2010, 06:53:26 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:51:48 pm
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 pm
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 pm
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x

Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you?   :sad:

Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?

The meth heads ate the birds and the antelopes, and then stabbed each other for what pocket change they had.

Sorry.  It's javelinas and those great big fucking green and yellow scorpions.

Then I guess Ill just have to do something out of character, and morally reprehensible. :sad:

DUN WANNA BE NO CINDERALLA
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #117 on: August 25, 2010, 06:56:00 pm »
And tarantula hawks, the tarantula hawks will flock to you Freeky.
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #118 on: August 25, 2010, 06:59:31 pm »
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:56:00 pm
And tarantula hawks, the tarantula hawks will flock to you Freeky.

NO FUCKING THANK YOU. AND I NOW COUNTER CRAM'S CURSING WITH

ORANGES!!!!



CRAM IT WANTS YOU TO EAT IT! IT LOOOVES YOOOOUUUUU! IT NEEDS TO BE EATEN BY YOOU!
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #119 on: August 25, 2010, 07:22:28 pm »



CURSES! I thought that as an undead mummy I would be immune to metabolic attack!


curse thee!


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