Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

[Cramulus]

NECROMANCERS

I WAS FINALLY DEAD, FINALLY ESCAPED FROM ALL OF YE

AND THEN NECROMANCY HAPPENED

I KNOW what it feels like to want a cheap loyal, labor force. I KNOW why one would want to raise the dead. BELIEVE ME.



I gotta say though, being a mummy is way cooler than being a zombie.

If I was hungry for brains all day, I probably wouldn't spend much time on the net. But whatever curse is keeping me anchored to this world has imbued me with the desire to TROLL.

MUST.... DESTROY.... INTERNET COMMUNITIES....

[Cainad (dec.)]

Well, I realize law enforcement is just doing their job... but I can't say I'm pleased with being tagged as a "person of interest" in this investigation.

I'm sure once they're done rummaging through my underwear drawer and scanning my YouTube favorites list, they'll see that my hands are entirely clean of this tragic incident. I have no further comments.

[Jenne]

RIP Cram, Long Live? Zombie Cram!

BRAAAAINNNSSSS

[Don Coyote]

Aren't mummies highly flammable?

[Doktor Howl]

Aren't mummies highly flammable?

So was the original version.  His pance were on fire.

But now we have Mummy Cram.  And Mummy loves you.  Mummy loves you to death.

[Freeky]

Aren't mummies highly flammable?

So was the original version.  His pance were on fire.

But now we have Mummy Cram.  And Mummy loves you.  Mummy loves you to death.

HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS!   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Doktor Howl]

Aren't mummies highly flammable?

So was the original version.  His pance were on fire.

But now we have Mummy Cram.  And Mummy loves you.  Mummy loves you to death.

HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS!   

Gonna catch the rogue in the AOE...

[Freeky]

Aren't mummies highly flammable?

So was the original version.  His pance were on fire.

But now we have Mummy Cram.  And Mummy loves you.  Mummy loves you to death.

HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS!   

Gonna catch the rogue in the AOE...

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL = ME, AND I NEVER LIKED THAT STUPID GNOME ANYWAY! -FOOM-

[Doktor Howl]

Aren't mummies highly flammable?

So was the original version.  His pance were on fire.

But now we have Mummy Cram.  And Mummy loves you.  Mummy loves you to death.

HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS!   

Gonna catch the rogue in the AOE...

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL = ME, AND I NEVER LIKED THAT STUPID GNOME ANYWAY! -FOOM-

Oh, dear.  Evasion only works if you make your saving throw.

Anyone have another zip lock bag?

Dok,
Is thinking Freeky doesn't get to be the sorc next campaign.

[Freeky]

That's okay, I'll go druid.

4th LEVEL FLAME STRIKE FTW

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

[Doktor Howl]

That's okay, I'll go druid.

4th LEVEL FLAME STRIKE FTW

NO.  IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR AOE, YOU SHAN'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEM.

YUO ---->  MEATSHIELD.

[Doktor Howl]

We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.

"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"

You sure about that?

"FUCK YEAH!"

*bloop*

Yer dead.

[Freeky]

ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY

BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY!

[bds]

Oh, gelatinous cubes! I miss D&D.