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Started by Doktor Howl, August 23, 2010, 06:34:22 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:32:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM


YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.


:lulz:

You want $500 from me? You're more likely to get a pint from me, and now you won't even get that. Greedy bastard.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

Quote$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

I'll...get you for...this...if it's the last thing I do. Vengeance... will be mine!
Insanity we trust.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 25, 2010, 04:46:24 AM
Quote$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

I'll...get you for...this...if it's the last thing I do. Vengeance... will be mine!


Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:37:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:32:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM


YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.


:lulz:

You want $500 from me? You're more likely to get a pint from me, and now you won't even get that. Greedy bastard.


Have it your way

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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Nephew Twiddleton

Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!

You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:10:11 AM
Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!

You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!

I admire your resolve but sadly I must disagree. You WILL break, its only a matter of time.



I WANT MY PINT
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 25, 2010, 06:13:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:10:11 AM
Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!

You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!

I admire your resolve but sadly I must disagree. You WILL break, its only a matter of time.



I WANT MY PINT

YOU'RE DEALING WITH AN IRISHMAN HERE BOY. YOU'RE NOW AT NEGATIVE 3 PINTS. THAT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO BUY ME 3 PINTS. KEEP IT UP.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Prince Glittersnatch III

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Nephew Twiddleton

DON'T MAKE ME A MARTYR, LAD. YOU CAN ASK THE ENGLISH HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR THEM AFTER 1916.

NEGATIVE 4 PINTS! OF EXPENSIVE WHISKEY!!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 06:30:31 AM
How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?

He seems to be immune... and you are frighteningly purple to me right now....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Requia ☣

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.

DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:31:12 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 06:30:31 AM
How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?

He seems to be immune... and you are frighteningly purple to me right now....

I am also shielded by my Great and Purple Tenctacled Lord, hence the grapes, they do nothing.


Also,
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
I almost choked.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
HOW DARE YOU REVEAL MY SECRETS!!
You shall pay for you insolence!!!!

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:35:03 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.

DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.

You may have gotten around THOSE grapes, but I still have an ace up my sleeve. I didnt want to do this, but your forced my hand.

BEHOLD MY SECRET WEAPON


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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!