Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

[Nephew Twiddleton]

YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

 

You want $500 from me? You're more likely to get a pint from me, and now you won't even get that. Greedy bastard.

[The Wizard]

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

I'll...get you for...this...if it's the last thing I do. Vengeance... will be mine!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

I'll...get you for...this...if it's the last thing I do. Vengeance... will be mine!

YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

 

You want $500 from me? You're more likely to get a pint from me, and now you won't even get that. Greedy bastard.

Have it your way

[The Wizard]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!

You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!

You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!

I admire your resolve but sadly I must disagree. You WILL break, its only a matter of time.



I WANT MY PINT

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!

You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!

I admire your resolve but sadly I must disagree. You WILL break, its only a matter of time.



I WANT MY PINT

YOU'RE DEALING WITH AN IRISHMAN HERE BOY. YOU'RE NOW AT NEGATIVE 3 PINTS. THAT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO BUY ME 3 PINTS. KEEP IT UP.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I WILL DESTROY YOU

[Nephew Twiddleton]

DON'T MAKE ME A MARTYR, LAD. YOU CAN ASK THE ENGLISH HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR THEM AFTER 1916.

NEGATIVE 4 PINTS! OF EXPENSIVE WHISKEY!!!!

[Don Coyote]

How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?

He seems to be immune... and you are frighteningly purple to me right now....

[Requia ☣]

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.

DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.

[Don Coyote]

How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?

He seems to be immune... and you are frighteningly purple to me right now....

I am also shielded by my Great and Purple Tenctacled Lord, hence the grapes, they do nothing.


Also,

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

I almost choked.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

HOW DARE YOU REVEAL MY SECRETS!!
You shall pay for you insolence!!!!

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.

DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.

You may have gotten around THOSE grapes, but I still have an ace up my sleeve. I didnt want to do this, but your forced my hand.

BEHOLD MY SECRET WEAPON