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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #90 on: August 25, 2010, 07:07:13 am »
STEINBECK IS INEFFECTIVE. I AM NOW IMMUNE TO ALL GRAPEPHOBIA. YOU BETTER HAVE THAT WHISKEY. JUST SAYIN'.

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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #91 on: August 25, 2010, 07:45:37 am »
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 am »
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #93 on: August 25, 2010, 11:44:42 am »
I just caught a whiff of my nipple.  :x

CRAM YOU DAMNULUUUUUUUUUUUUS!


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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 pm »
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2010, 03:43:54 pm »
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 pm »
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2010, 04:07:09 pm »
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

You are a bad man. Larp is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:



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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #99 on: August 25, 2010, 04:23:14 pm »
I KNOW CRAMULOUS'S SECRET WEAKNESS!


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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #100 on: August 25, 2010, 04:32:40 pm »
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

yahyahyah less namedropping, more cursing please.
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #101 on: August 25, 2010, 04:34:04 pm »
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

You are a bad man. Larp is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:



And...I have a new mission....time to raid an upholstery shop and a hardware store...


Not to make light of a serious issue, but LARP-hate is kind of like extremely vocal homophobia and frequent assertions of how totally straight one is. It's usually the sign of a repressed larpie.


I mean, it is an abomination, there's no denying that, and Cram is a bad man who does wrong things. But as far as recreational abominations go, you could do worse.


trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

That = hilarious

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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #102 on: August 25, 2010, 04:41:07 pm »


Not to make light of a serious issue, but LARP-hate is kind of like extremely vocal homophobia and frequent assertions of how totally straight one is. It's usually the sign of a repressed larpie.



Shush, I don't want anyone to know.

AHEM, LARPing is the devil and a sin and it says so in this book right here, next to the passage that says I can not eat bacon on my cheese burger, which I am about to do.

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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #103 on: August 25, 2010, 04:50:13 pm »
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Re: Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP
« Reply #104 on: August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 pm »
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”