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So I broke some kid's wrist on Sunday morning getting out of work...

Started by Suu, August 23, 2010, 07:57:02 PM

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#15
August 23, 2010, 10:17:11 PM
:mittens:

Well done Suu.

The last time I had to do a wristlock was quite a number of years ago on a drunk jackass that tried to steal my biking gloves. Though I was kinder and eased him onto his back without breaking anything so he could enjoy the rest of the party.
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#16
August 23, 2010, 11:10:07 PM
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#17
August 24, 2010, 05:40:12 AM
:mittens:

I honestly didn't know that could be done outside of kung-fu movies.
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#18
August 24, 2010, 05:45:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 23, 2010, 09:06:04 PM
Which is exactly what I wanted. I didn't want to kill the kid, just embarrass the shit out of him and scare the crap out of everyone else.

Sometimes fear of "I don't know what the hell she just did to him, but he went down like a motherfucker.... immediately" is a more effective sort of scary then "she just beat the shit out of him over the course of the past 10 minutes."

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#19
August 24, 2010, 05:48:58 AM
You. Are. My. Fucking. Hero.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#20
August 24, 2010, 07:22:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 23, 2010, 08:04:50 PM
The fact that it happened RIGHT DOWNTOWN with HUNDREDS of people still out and about really bothers me.

The worst things in the world happen while everyone stands around watching.
Nobody lifts a finger to help out their fellow man cause they don't want to get involved.

Sad.

Lies

#21
August 24, 2010, 07:32:55 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 07:22:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 23, 2010, 08:04:50 PM
The fact that it happened RIGHT DOWNTOWN with HUNDREDS of people still out and about really bothers me.

The worst things in the world happen while everyone stands around watching.
Nobody lifts a finger to help out their fellow man cause they don't want to get involved.

Sad.


"Bystander effect"
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#22
August 24, 2010, 07:34:33 AM
IS WHAT I JUST SAID

BadBeast

#23
August 24, 2010, 07:45:08 AM
Good for you Grrl, next time he'll think twice before pulling a stunt like that. Every day that he wakes up, and realises he can't nurse his morning glory to satisfaction with a plaster cast on, will drive the point of this lesson home a little deeper.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#24
August 24, 2010, 07:52:54 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 07:22:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 23, 2010, 08:04:50 PM
The fact that it happened RIGHT DOWNTOWN with HUNDREDS of people still out and about really bothers me.

The worst things in the world happen while everyone stands around watching.
Nobody lifts a finger to help out their fellow man cause they don't want to get involved.

Sad.
Yup. I read a while ago that NY Police advised any woman who is attacked by a would be rapist, to yell "FIRE" at the top of her voice, because anyone passing would be far more likely to respond to this, than if she were to yell "Rape"!
Sadly, that's one little bit of modern life that would fit right into Dok's "Horror" thread.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Sir Squid Diddimus

#25
August 24, 2010, 07:54:17 AM
my dad told me that 21 years ago.

BadBeast

#26
August 24, 2010, 08:07:51 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 07:54:17 AM
my dad told me that 21 years ago.
Bloody good advice. I told it to my daughter before I showed her the best ways to  disable anyone for long enough to get away from them.  
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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