Say what you REALLY think about the author of the previous post

[East Coast Hustle]

EoC probably didn't mean for the midget to be on fire when I got there.

[AFK]

I think ECH really is a Beatles fan. 

[Thurnez Isa]

I think RWHN cried the day Dio died


wait

I KNOW RWHN cried the day Dio died.

[Epimetheus]

I don't really know anything about Thurnez Isa. Neutral opinion.

That means you haven't done anything to merit my hatred/adoration! Get to work! 

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Epimetheus has one of those mind-controlling fungal infections.

He is going to climb a stop sign and explode into spores any moment now.

[The Wizard]

I think Ne+@uNGr0+ is the mind control fungus behind Epimetheus.

[President Television]

Semaj is one of the last great pulp heroes, if not the last. Go get those Krauts!

Of course, he secretly harbors a beastly attraction to Bea Arthur.

[The Wizard]

Of course, he secretly harbors a beastly attraction to Bea Arthur.

Doktor Plague is somehow able to read my deepest thoughts.

[Epimetheus]

James Semaj is a total freak.
He rapes puppies. Then he kills their parents.
(I wanted something to say other than "neutral" again)

Epimetheus has one of those mind-controlling fungal infections.

He is going to climb a stop sign and explode into spores any moment now.

REMAIN CALM, CITIZENS. NET LIES. HOST J29, er, I mean, EPIMETHEUS, wait, i mean MYSELF ASSURES YOU THERE IS NO SUCH INFECTION.

[President Television]

James Semaj is a total freak.
He rapes puppies. Then he kills their parents.
(I wanted something to say other than "neutral" again)

Epimetheus has one of those mind-controlling fungal infections.

He is going to climb a stop sign and explode into spores any moment now.

REMAIN CALM, CITIZENS. NET LIES. HOST J29, er, I mean, EPIMETHEUS, wait, i mean MYSELF ASSURES YOU THERE IS NO SUCH INFECTION.

I'm not telling what horrible, horrible practices Epimetheus involves himself with in the dead of night. All that I'll say is that cattle prods and axle grease are involved.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

At this point, I don't know enough about Doktor Plague to form a strong opinion.

[Doktor Howl]

At this point, I don't know enough about Doktor Plague to form a strong opinion.

At this point, I reveal that Doktor Blight passed up the opportunity to destroy Belgium.

[BabylonHoruv]

Doktor Blight is a dedicated troll, probably because he looks a bit like one.

[Freeky]

At this point, I don't know enough about Doktor Plague to form a strong opinion.

At this point, I reveal that Doktor Blight passed up the opportunity to destroy Belgium.

At this point, I say that I actually really like Doktor Howl, and think he's a solid dude.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

At this point, I don't know enough about Doktor Plague to form a strong opinion.

At this point, I reveal that Doktor Blight passed up the opportunity to destroy Belgium.

You gave me the wrong map, Dok. It's not my fault that the Boston Public School system had a shitty Geography class....