Say what you REALLY think about the author of the previous post

[Cramulus]

is one of the people I am referencing when I say "They're not all like that"

[Eater of Clowns]

Once, in a fit of rage, psychokinetically snapped a pencil in half.  Has been attempting daily to recreate this feat for five years.  Has twice shit his pants because of it.

[Dimocritus]

Thinks clowns taste funny.

[Triple Zero]

Is actually a crumpled empty carton of milk tied with a piece of yellow string to a tin can of pickled onions, from a distant future parallel universe where Nonsense is not Salvation (like ours) but a source of sentient intelligence capable of interdimensional time-travel.

He is now furiously wondering how the fuck I figured it out.

(You got a piece of string showing, and you don't strike me as the type that uses tampons.)

[BadBeast]

Can't tell a piece of string, from a tapeworm.

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A thoroughly statist agent provocateur.

[BadBeast]

A thoroughly statist agent provocateur.

A Federalist agitator!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Cheats at ferret-legging.

[BadBeast]

Abuses his kitten hammer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Abuses his kitten hammer.

Sold out to the man on account of over 30.

Twid, now a couple of weeks over 30.

Also, you down there. No. you.   

[Salty]

God damned beardo.

[Freeky]

God damned beardo.

Needs more 'stache.

Gotta get more 'stache.  Gotta.

[BadBeast]

Chases Chickens. On a Skateboard.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Needs to stop wearing a chicken suit so innocent skate boarders will chase him.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Needs to stop wearing a chicken suit so innocent skate boarders will chase him.

Beautiful, deadly, and prone to ululating wails that melt a person's bones to putty when laser-sharp wit won't do it.