a secret.
use bread instead. :3 this tends to be more enjoyable and less soggy.
plus if you go to any fast food place or street food carts. bring a loaf of bread with you just incase you get a hotdog, then you can properly throw the hotdog bun towards any unsuspecting customer and wrap the hotdog with a slice of bread.
warning: this may cause chaos so wear protection.but if you want to be cool about it, carefully take the hotdog bun away from the hotdog, place the hotdog bun gently inbetween a nearby car's windshield wiper. surround the hotdog with your convieniately prepared bread, eat the hotdog while waiting for the car's owner. make it a race to see if you can finish the hotdog before the driver returns. if successful.
then stand near the door with arms crossed and a Beethoven angry expression on your face for how ever long it takes them to get to their car. Ask them (in exact words... no variations.) "Did you see Eris today?"
This can be asked before or after they notice the hotdog bun inbetween their windshield wiper...
if done before, simply wait for them to notice the said hotdog bun and state in a pleasant japanese animation moe school girl tone, "That's a sign from Eris." inquire them to eat the hotdog bun.
if done after, purposefully state the above statement of five words. this will provide the next option. State in a very monotonous and unentuesiastic tone, "She left you a present."
now if they do not believe this. aptly perform the turkey curse, then immediately run away. i suggest you wear some really powerful light up shoes this way if they happen to look at your feet they will end up blind and decide it was probably a bad idea to chase you.
and this is how you can avoid eating a hotdog bun.
