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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, August 24, 2010, 06:54:01 AM

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Lies

Well you'd be surprised (or not) at how many girls I've managed to get into bed by solving a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

Depending on the actual number, I may or may not be surprised. 

Elder Iptuous

i can't possibly imagine how fucking frustrated i would be if five beautiful exotic women gave me a scrambled rubik's cube and told me it was the key to their bloomers....

Rumckle

Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Well you'd be surprised (or not) at how many girls I've managed to get into bed by solving a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.

Have you figured out to solve a rubiks cube using your penis?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Lies

Quote from: Rumckle on August 24, 2010, 02:34:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Well you'd be surprised (or not) at how many girls I've managed to get into bed by solving a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.

Have you figured out to solve a rubiks cube using your penis?

On my "to-do" list.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

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Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 24, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Depending on the actual number, I may or may not be surprised.  
Well, about two actually. The fact that I got more then zero should be pretty surprising, I think.

I mean, it definitely surprised me.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 24, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Depending on the actual number, I may or may not be surprised.  
Well, about two actually. The fact that I got more then zero should be pretty surprising, I think.

I mean, it definitely surprised me.

What kind of girls were they?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

One was a geeky but good looking kind and the other was a slim, modelesque airhead who considers herself a scientist (but really, really isn't...)
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysfunctional Cunt

I cannot imagine a guy's ability to solve a rubik's cube in any time frame being such a huge turn on....

Well maybe if he was really hot and was solving it naked and one handed....

Ok well we just won't go there!   :oops:

Sir Squid Diddimus

A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

Lies

Well, it probably wasn't *just* solving the rubiks cube, but they did seem pretty impressed by how good with my hands I was  :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

2 hands or 2 cubes?

Sir Squid Diddimus


Cramulus

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

Jenne