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DOWN WITH ANTI-MAGICSANDWICHISTS!

Started by Lies, August 25, 2010, 08:27:24 AM

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Lies

August 25, 2010, 08:27:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHa79ODbfcg

The audio is a bit messed up, but the point he's making is priceless  :lulz:

We need to adopt The Magic Sandwich idea and have our own holy cookbook  :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BabylonHoruv

#1
August 25, 2010, 09:18:57 AM
It's just pastafarianism with a hat on.  Classic Atheist logical trap.  "You can't prove I don't have a magic sandwich" is only a useful arguement if you believe you have a magic sandwich.

You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Lies

#2
August 25, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
I know it is, it's still great though and I want to adopt magic sandwichism, damn it!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BabylonHoruv

#3
August 25, 2010, 09:37:05 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 25, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
I know it is, it's still great though and I want to adopt magic sandwichism, damn it!

I think you could definitely use it to convince pastafarians to serve magic sandwiches at their church picnics.  If they have such things (and people pretending to worship food certainly ought to)
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Triple Zero

#4
August 25, 2010, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 25, 2010, 09:18:57 AM
It's just pastafarianism with a hat on.  Classic Atheist logical trap.  "You can't prove I don't have a magic sandwich" is only a useful arguement if you believe you have a magic sandwich.



OKAY. NOW GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC SANDWICH.
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#5
August 25, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
YOU CAN'T PROVE GOD MAGICSANDWICH SO NOW YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT UP!!!
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

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#6
August 25, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
I can prove you don't have a magic sandwich.

I just ate it. You don't want it back.
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