ATTN:Maj Gen Franklin Kirby

[cheezer]

He's already here. Just a quick sex-change. It's a simple procedure these days.

[Lies]

Yeah, that's kinda what I figured.

You can come out of hiding "sally" if this really is the case.

Just *don't* fucking spam the forums, and we'll be sweet (mostly).

[Triple Zero]

I see absolutely no reason to rescind the ban at all.  The next time he gets all butthurt he'll probably just start spamming again, and we can cut all that bullshit out right now by just not bothering to let him back on.  Besides, it was very obvious by this post the direction in which things were going and, well, we already have a shadowy nemesis waiting in the shadows for the right moment to crush us, and we don't want another.

Yep, I see it pretty much the same way. And we really don't have that many rules that get you banned. Spamming happens to be one of them, though. Simple butthurt n00bage isn't, so he should have stuck to that and he could have gotten all the chances he wanted.

I say lift the ban, just once, as a fellow Aussie, I think he needs to be given a chance to show he's an intelligent person.

I have a feeling he is, and he's just got a bit of culture shock coming onto these forums, and maybe now that we've slapped him around a bit, he'll come to his senses.

I'm going to vouch for him, for now, but if he fucks up again, I won't miss him.

well first off, does anyone know this guy?

if not then, why vouch for him just based on his stated nationality, how do you know he's not really just an asshole.

I understand where you're coming from though, Dutch Discordians are pretty rare as well, and when they show up I really have the inclination to stand up for them.

Except not when they spam the board. And when he did that he knew he was going to get banned. It's not like he could be "Oh I didn't KNOW that it wasn't allowed to puke copypasta all over your threads" because most forums are perfectly fine with people doing that after their first 20 posts that were nothing but random poop and hissy fit.



What's the point of having rules of we're going to selectively apply them?

Should we change it to "Spamming will get you banned unless you're Australian" ?

[Lies]

Yeah, fuck it, I tried to vouch for this guy and he decided to keep being a moron.

Fuck him and his stupidity. We don't have room for him in discordia.

[cheezer]

He will keep coming back. More pissed off each time. Writing spam macros as we sleep.

[Lies]

And if he does, see my second post in this thread.

Except without the last line.

[Triple Zero]

... once he's done closing all those zillions of windows that just popped up, that is.

[Cain]

 

[Lies]

[cheezer]

"I did it," Cain screamed into the mountains, "I did it! I killed the last American Eagle!"

[Lies]

You know, that does not get funnier the more you repeat it.

I have to admit, it kinda made me giggle at first, but now it's just really stupid.

[cheezer]

I'm sorry, I will stop now. It just makes me sad to see so many of these new people like myself pushed and prodded like cattle until they snap, then raped of their desire to belong and voice their individuality. How many of these people would have brought a new persepective to our lives? Become a great friend of ours? Made us laugh? Maybe none, but it's worth consideration.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm sorry, I will stop now. It just makes me sad to see so many of these new people like myself pushed and prodded like cattle until they snap, then raped of their desire to belong and voice their individuality. How many of these people would have brought a new persepective to our lives? Become a great friend of ours? Made us laugh? Maybe none, but it's worth consideration.

A lot of noobs come in and are treated just fine. I was treated fine.
Also, repeating jokes too often or too soon does kinda kill them. Not a noob thing, just a how it works anyway thing.

[Lies]

Don't get us wrong, we love new people, as long as they're not complete fuckwads.

We don't prod anyone, they do it to themselves by being jackass's.

Act like a jackass, get treated like a jackass. It's quite simple really.

[Triple Zero]

I'm sorry, I will stop now. It just makes me sad to see so many of these new people like myself pushed and prodded like cattle until they snap, then raped of their desire to belong and voice their individuality. How many of these people would have brought a new persepective to our lives? Become a great friend of ours? Made us laugh? Maybe none, but it's worth consideration.

Hang around a littlebit, I understand how you feel, but after a while you will start to notice a very very distinct pattern appearing. Some people are just so predictable, it's better to just cut it short.