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I'VE MISSED YOU, BITCHES

Started by Iason Ouabache, August 25, 2010, 12:09:52 PM

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Iason Ouabache

August 25, 2010, 12:09:52 PM
I've been really fucking busy, but I thought I'd drop by to tell you that I love and miss all of you.

Also, I brought a present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Lies

#1
August 25, 2010, 01:01:49 PM
You're a horrible bastard.  :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Disco Pickle

#2
August 25, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
QuoteAlso, I brought a present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

20 seconds..

that's how long it took me to shit out of my ears.

I wasn't even aware there was a path from my intestine to my ear canal.   :|
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Jenne

#3
August 25, 2010, 05:41:12 PM
MISSED YOU TOO!  How's the fam?  I should be checking for you on FB, but I can't be bothered with that site right now.  Plus, I don't have spies on PD and EB&G like I do on Facefuck.

Hope the lil squid is lettin' you sleep some.

Cuddlefish

#4
August 25, 2010, 05:41:56 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 25, 2010, 12:09:52 PM
I've been really fucking busy, but I thought I'd drop by to tell you that I love and miss all of you.

Also, I brought a present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

:argh!:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
August 25, 2010, 05:48:55 PM
Worst music to come out of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

You bastard.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#6
August 25, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
Hey Iason. 

Why did you do that?

Now I can't walk straight, and my depth perception is shot.

Doktor Howl

#7
August 25, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
No youtube at work.

FOILED, YOU EVIL BASTARD!
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
August 25, 2010, 06:12:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
No youtube at work.

FOILED, YOU EVIL BASTARD!

Do not click later.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#9
August 25, 2010, 06:22:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:12:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
No youtube at work.

FOILED, YOU EVIL BASTARD!

Do not click later.

Will.  I need the full effect.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
August 25, 2010, 06:23:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:22:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:12:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
No youtube at work.

FOILED, YOU EVIL BASTARD!

Do not click later.

Will.  I need the full effect.

It does serve as evidence for the stuff in your letter to me.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
August 26, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Iason you're a horrible tyrant!
WHY!!!  :argh!:

I thought we were cool.

Requia ☣

#12
August 26, 2010, 06:24:50 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 25, 2010, 12:09:52 PM
I've been really fucking busy, but I thought I'd drop by to tell you that I love and miss all of you.

Also, I brought a present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

What the fuck is that?  :x
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Sita

#13
August 26, 2010, 02:49:40 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 25, 2010, 12:09:52 PM
I've been really fucking busy, but I thought I'd drop by to tell you that I love and miss all of you.

Also, I brought a present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
It is sad that I like that song.
Not for the song itself but the memories attached to it. '99 was a nice summer.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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