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Started by LMNO, August 26, 2010, 07:10:11 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:29:42 PM
*notices that the GREAT DOKTOR HOWL is too busy defending himself to insult the previous poster and laughs*

Oh, boy.

Here we go again.

:kingmeh:
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

pfft...
'health reasons'.
that's a nice euphemism....
your sphincter was hastily replaced after that accident with the silverback gorilla that you were teasing, despite the repeated pleas for rationality by the few people that aren't too repulsed by your wanton lust for bestial companionship that they have run away from you...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:31:05 PM
pfft...
'health reasons'.
that's a nice euphemism....
your sphincter was hastily replaced after that accident with the silverback gorilla that you were teasing, despite the repeated pleas for rationality by the few people that aren't too repulsed by your wanton lust for bestial companionship that they have run away from you...

Leave us alone.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

is this the first case of inter species stockholm syndrome?

you have to snap out of it, man!
you spend all that time waxing poetic about how you love grooming the ticks from your lover's fur, and it disgusts those that truly care about you.

he doesn't love you, friend....

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:36:36 PM
is this the first case of inter species stockholm syndrome?

you have to snap out of it, man!
you spend all that time waxing poetic about how you love grooming the ticks from your lover's fur, and it disgusts those that truly care about you.

he doesn't love you, friend....

I'm okay with that.

Besides, all the humans make fun of me for my insane mass of backhair.  He UNDERSTANDS me, and that's enough.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

well,  if you're okay with the shameful submissiveness, and you accept the inevitable doom that will result from those pustulous simian diseases that you keep contracting, then who are we to judge?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
well,  if you're okay with the shameful submissiveness, and you accept the inevitable doom that will result from those pustulous simian diseases that you keep contracting, then who are we to judge?


Submissiveness?  I prefer to call it "affection".

Your jealosy is transparent.
Molon Lube

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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

Blood-spattered mo'fecker.

...dammit that's a compliment on this site isn't it?
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

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Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:39:50 AM
Blood-spattered mo'fecker.

...dammit that's a compliment on this site isn't it?

I'm afraid so, floppy-legged apetuft.
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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

Don't tell that to Doktor Howl. He'd be OFFENDED

Or try to hump me. XD
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#296
Poptart desperately wants Dok's rock hard penis rammed deeply into his rectum.

ETA context for when he gets his posts baleeted.
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Elder Iptuous


Dysfunctional Cunt